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Yuletide 

Ingredients

Crushed ice
5 fresh raspberries
2 ounces lemon juice
2 ounces Pink Whitney
2 ounces grenadine
2 ounces Smirnoff Pink Lemonade
2 ounces Raspberry Vodka or liqueur
1 can of 7Up pomegranate

You'll need
1 chilled whiskey glass (look up whiskey glass)

1 shaker
Muller

Strainer
Stirring device (such as spoon)

Put the raspberries into the shaker and mull them (crush them till they're basically liquid but not quite). Then start adding the other ingredients except for the 7Up. Properly shake for 25 seconds and put it to the side. Grab your chilled glass and fill it halfway with the 7Up. Then grab your concoction and strain that in the glass slowly until it's almost touching the rim. Stir and enjoy.
"Yo bro, tis the season you wanna grab a Yuletide and piss in the street?"
"Hell yeah bro, anything with you.)
Yuletide by Michelangelo Send November 19, 2021
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Yuletide Log 

The massive shit you do on Boxing Day after stuffing your face on Christmas Day
Guy #1 - "Hey mate, where are you off to?"

Guy #2 - "It's time to release the Yuletide Log"
Yuletide Log by Ayroxus94 March 9, 2016

yuletide trauma syndrome 

The accumlation of stress and anxiety before/during/after Xmas.
"Around this time, me and my family suffer Yuletide Trauma Syndrome all too regularly."

Yuletide Dick in the Ass

Yo, dude, someone took a dump on your drivers seat. Shoulda locked your doors.

What a yuletide dick in the ass!

yuletide log 

**That bitch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log**
yuletide log by treehugga69 October 28, 2008

yuletide log 

A very thick, large shit that is decorated with undigested holley leaves and berries. Can be decorated after delivery for

a variety of uses.
'I had nothing to serve for dessert christmas eve so I had to create my very own yuletide log
yuletide log by thwth December 31, 2009

yuletide carol

a term used to describe a juul, when around family friends or coworkers
im finna leave this barbeque and hit the yuletide carol: mom is getting on my nerves