christapooh
An adorable sexy specimen that can look dope as fuck whenever he wants to. He’s usually athletic and funny. He usually gets all the girls
I fucking love christapooh
christapooh by Pookylookysmookey July 5, 2022
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Christaphobia
Christian:"Hey Johnny, my church is having a free concert tonight. Want to go?" Christaphobe:"CHURCH?!! No way! I HATE Christians! You guys are so bigoted and hateful!!!" Christian:"Johnny, are you living with Christaphobia?"
Christaphobia by Citizen with free speech February 24, 2009
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Christaphobia
the irrational fear or hatred of Christianity or Christians. People hate Christians because they believe that that Christians are the most homophobic people in the world, while ignoring the fact that homosexuals are murdered in the Middle East. As a result, left-wingers and anti-theists denounce Christianity and the church.
"Yet the same “progressives” who find “homophobia” under every bed, and “Islamophobia” around each corner, have never imagined the cancerous “Christaphobia” that courses throughout their very own veins."
"There have been a number of recent cases where Christians are being treated less favourably than others. Nurses, grandparents, firemen, registrars, adoption agencies, care homes are all finding themselves in the firing line for nothing more than hold (sic) the same harmless beliefs that Christians have had for 2,000 years."
"There have been a number of recent cases where Christians are being treated less favourably than others. Nurses, grandparents, firemen, registrars, adoption agencies, care homes are all finding themselves in the firing line for nothing more than hold (sic) the same harmless beliefs that Christians have had for 2,000 years."
Christaphobia by VenomousSoup14 December 4, 2018
Christapo
George Bush's Jack Booted, Secret Morality Police, created to enforce the Mosaic Laws of the Old Testament and other perceived crimes under Christianity. (Origin - Internet blogs)
Formerly known as the Fun Police under previous Republican administrations.
Formerly known as the Fun Police under previous Republican administrations.
christapor
1. a funny and warm person, who loves to be social, and truly cares about others more than himself
2. an intelligent person who cares about the world overall and stays informed on different political situations
3. a humble type who has a fantastic beard, a great head-of-hair, and is always willing to help others
2. an intelligent person who cares about the world overall and stays informed on different political situations
3. a humble type who has a fantastic beard, a great head-of-hair, and is always willing to help others
Person 1: That guy seems nice, do you know anything about him?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that dude is a total christapor!
Person 1: Which version? 1, 2, or 3?
Person 2: All versions - he's like the "Kevin" of "Christapors"
Person 2: Oh yeah, that dude is a total christapor!
Person 1: Which version? 1, 2, or 3?
Person 2: All versions - he's like the "Kevin" of "Christapors"
christapor by INK2016 February 5, 2021
Chrissypooh
People with the nick name chrissypooh are ballers. Although they do tend to project small dick energy. They also eat a lot and are typically fat asses. But when they need to clutch up they will mew hella and get a crazy jaw line
Chrissypooh by conlanpooh November 20, 2023
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