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Christapo 

George Bush's Jack Booted, Secret Morality Police, created to enforce the Mosaic Laws of the Old Testament and other perceived crimes under Christianity. (Origin - Internet blogs)
Formerly known as the Fun Police under previous Republican administrations.
Bush has unleashed his Christapo upon the American public to make sure they don't have any kind of fun or conduct themselves in a manner that isn't listed as acceptable in the Doctrine of the Religious Right.
Christapo by Berfel February 3, 2005
Words you can keep

Christabel 

A Christabel is a priceless gift that will come your side in times of need. Most Christabels have a godly side but that won't stop them from being brave. They are pretty, timeless, sexy and hot and loyal. A Christabel would never leave her friends in time of need.
"OMG! Is that Beyonce?"
"No its a Christabel"
*faints*
*revived*
"You are so damn gorgeous!"
"Faints again"
Christabel by R.A Higheels May 10, 2020

Christabel 

Christabel's are literally a master piece made by the jewels of heaven. You can't compete with the intelligence of a Christabel, neither can you match the glamour of her beauty. She is absolutely and undeniably the sexiest thing to walk the face of the earth. You're lucky enough to spot a christabel let alone get to know her. If she calls you her friends, she means it and she will do anything to make sure you are comfortable. She's loyal, ambitious, and loving. She isn't a force to be reconed with. She's perfect!
Omg is that Beyoncé..????
No....it's CHRISTABEL!!!!! Omg...*faints*
Christabel by Worlds finest March 13, 2017

Christal 

An amazing girl who has a lovely smile, amazing eyes that you can get lost in and a very warm hearted girl, she will light up a room with her laugh and smile, her heart will fill you up with love.
She is the most goofiest person out of everyone who isnt afraid of being herself, and whoever has a christal in their life, is very lucky indeed.
She will support You and be understanding with whatever your going through.
Hey i met This christal girl, i just cant stop smiling when i look at her, shes just amazing.

Every time i look at christal i just smile and get lost in her eyes and forget where i am.
Christal by Paandrew January 14, 2020

CHRISTABEL 

A Sophisticated Lady, real definition of "Woman of Substance ". Determined in all angles, Best partner! Free-spirited, Gracious, Wise woman; she makes the best decisions. Nevertheless can be very stubborn, she's not used to being nothing less than a leader, she hardly hides her feelings and opinions. You need a Christabel in your life!!
Oh how gracious she is.... she's definitely Christabel!
CHRISTABEL by Dr. Owusu Yeboah April 19, 2018

Christal 

She’s GORGEOUS that’s all u need to know
Girl1: hey did u see that girl over there?
Girl2: yea that’s Christal, isn’t she great
Christal by Justmebabyyy February 3, 2021
The epitome of a Goddess. She is as beautiful as she is magnetic. Fiercely passionate and loving, incredible sense of humor and highly intelligent. People are naturally drawn to her and love being around her. Very loyal and trustworthy. Honest to a fault. If you are lucky enough to have a Christa's love, don't mess it up. These women are not the type you want to cross. They can be your best friend or your worst enemy, the ball is in your court.
"Wow, she is radiant!"

"No, she is a Christa"
Christa by Crazybutcute December 27, 2016
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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