George Bush's Jack Booted, Secret Morality Police, created to enforce the Mosaic Laws of the Old Testament and other perceived crimes under Christianity. (Origin - Internet blogs)
Formerly known as the Fun Police under previous Republican administrations.
Formerly known as the Fun Police under previous Republican administrations.
Bush has unleashed his Christapo upon the American public to make sure they don't have any kind of fun or conduct themselves in a manner that isn't listed as acceptable in the Doctrine of the Religious Right.
by Berfel February 3, 2005
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