christapor 

1. a funny and warm person, who loves to be social, and truly cares about others more than himself
2. an intelligent person who cares about the world overall and stays informed on different political situations
3. a humble type who has a fantastic beard, a great head-of-hair, and is always willing to help others

Person 1: That guy seems nice, do you know anything about him?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that dude is a total christapor!
Person 1: Which version? 1, 2, or 3?
Person 2: All versions - he's like the "Kevin" of "Christapors"

christapor by INK2016 February 5, 2021

Christory 

Christory (Noun): The study of the documented life of Christine / Christopher Weston Chandler, also known as Chris Chan. Debatable the most documented person on the internet, Chris Chan has an extensive and rich lore which is still studied to this day by Christorians (Historians who study Chris Chan history). Christorians still document and catalogue Christory to this day.

"Hey dude, did you hear what Chris Chan did?"

"I study Christory, of course I know what Chris Chan did."

Christory by Gamingcausesautism August 26, 2021

Christorian 

A Christorian is a historian for Chris Chan, the creator of Sonichu.

The golden god-emperor of Christorians is Genosamuel 2.0

Christorian by Psychomaniac66 December 7, 2020

christoforo 

The act of destroying your reputation online in an accelerated fashion. Popularized by Paul Christoforo's famous customer service email that single handedly destroyed his company and went viral.

Bob pulled a christoforo by posting a racist tweet.

christoforo by usbsnowcrash December 31, 2011

Christoforo 

Christoforo:Douchebag, Idiot, bad customer support.

Reference to:
Paul Christoforo / Ocean Market Inc.
PR Guy, offering outstanding bad customer support by responding arrogant, insulting and just plain stupid with bad grammar and almost no punctuation.

pull a Christoforo:
1. Ruin your company due to bad customer support.
2. Respond to customers in the most insane, humiliating and repulsive way you can imagine.

Dude, don't order there, their customer support is christoforo.

You've seen that dumb christoforo over there?

Q: Where is Paul? A: Oh, he pulled a christoforo and decided to sleep under that bridge.

Christoforo by BobotheTeddy December 30, 2011

Christaphobia 

irrational fear of, aversion to or discrimination against Christians or Christianity

Christian:"Hey Johnny, my church is having a free concert tonight. Want to go?" Christaphobe:"CHURCH?!! No way! I HATE Christians! You guys are so bigoted and hateful!!!" Christian:"Johnny, are you living with Christaphobia?"

Christaphobia by Citizen with free speech February 24, 2009

Christoper

Christoper is a good human with many great qualities such as listening to people, helping, and being out there/ social. Some times he can be rough around the edges but is a kind hearted soul. He is a person that will help anyone in need and is there for the good times.

Christoper is a great person to hang with.

Christoper by Kimberlysh November 22, 2021