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chrisjif 

Chrisjif, formerly known by his rap name yvng crack, is a high school teen that is found to be very kind and helpful even tho many find him annoying. He is also known to be ‘chamak’ and hangs out with his kind. Both sides are true to some extent. He goes by @chrisjif on his instagram
Sam: Is it a bird?
Tyler: Is it a plan?
Narrator: No, its-
chrisjif: CHRISJIF !
chrisjif by chrisjif October 27, 2018
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Christified

The act of been 'christied'. Named after Christy McFelch, a legandary party animal from Felchard. He would drink so much and take so many drugs that he would curl up with his tongue hanging out, unable to respond to stimulus. Getting into this state became known as 'been christified'
He is fuckin christified!
Christified by Slim November 14, 2004
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Chrisjindu 

A person who's one parent is of mixed Christian and Jewish faith and the other is of Hindu faith, or one of their parents is a Chrisjindu and the other parent is Christian, Jewish, or Hindu
The form asked for Her religion, she wrote Chrisjindu, because her mother is mixed Christian and Jew, and her father is Hindu.
Chrisjindu by Wilder November 30, 2013

christifer 

An extremely hot yet also sweet guy with an amazing body. Always up to drink and best at making everyone feel good. Funniest guy you'll ever meet.
Kaylee: Oof, I wish my guy was like a Christifer.
Jane: Yeah he's such an amazing guy
christifer by Ayit'snutterbutter December 1, 2016

Christify 

To compare a person to Jesus Christ/ to make someone out to be Christ-like
"did you see that thing about Dream?"
"yeah its fucked, his fanbase literally Christify's him
Christify by Existential Pain March 20, 2021

Christified

Basically-to get fucked up...Christy G. from Longwood University is known to get Christified almost every night...leading her to become a complete sketch-ball!
Stop being so Christified...ur freaking me out!
Christified by Anonymous April 26, 2005

chrisbify 

The hunkiest man to ever live. The CEO of Memes. The Mastermind behind PornHub Inc. Also known as “The King”. The most athletic person to live. He truly is the Jack of all Trades
Hot Mom 1: “Do you know @chrisbify”?
Hot Mom 2: “No but I’m turned on just by hearing the name.”
chrisbify by f3ver February 1, 2020
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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