chrisbify
The hunkiest man to ever live. The CEO of Memes. The Mastermind behind PornHub Inc. Also known as “The King”. The most athletic person to live. He truly is the Jack of all Trades
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Christified
The act of been 'christied'. Named after Christy McFelch, a legandary party animal from Felchard. He would drink so much and take so many drugs that he would curl up with his tongue hanging out, unable to respond to stimulus. Getting into this state became known as 'been christified'
He is fuckin christified!
Christified by Slim November 14, 2004
Chrismily
Chrismily- That good 'ole friend that cracks corny ass jokes. She's always listening to Cardi B. She has a grudge against Beatriz and wants to fight her.
Chrismily by IcefordatBURN February 7, 2018
Chrismily
Chrismily - Your friend that makes weird and corny ass jokes. She's so savage all the haters need ice for their third degree burns. She often listens to Cardi B and always wants to fight Beatriz.
Chrismily by IcefordatBURN February 7, 2018
chrisjif
Chrisjif, formerly known by his rap name yvng crack, is a high school teen that is found to be very kind and helpful even tho many find him annoying. He is also known to be ‘chamak’ and hangs out with his kind. Both sides are true to some extent. He goes by @chrisjif on his instagram
chrisbian
A single girl who is known to their female friends husband as a lesbian for the entertainment and/or benefit of their female friend and themselves. This comes in handy when the husband is leary about his wife going out with her single friends. For some reason it is OK for the wife to go out if the friend is a lesbian. Simply switch out the name chris for your appropriate female friend.
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