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chrisirys 

Chrisirys is an emotional girl. Sometimes she can be happy once and then a couple of minutes depressed asf. She pretty but gets hurt by the wrong guys but ends up falling for them anyways. She is the type to post on snap about her feelings and about the guy who hurt her heart. She is smart, awkward, sweet and kind. She will give the best advice in the weirdest conversations ever. You can trust her. She may not own up to her lies and mistakes but even lies to get herself out of situations. She would try to make jokes but ends up to be pretty mad. Chrisirys is the best friend you could ask for.
girl : cries

30 minutes later: happy, smiling

Girl 2 : Don’t be such a chrisirys

chrisgrosse 

1. to physically beat someone for no reason at all.

2. to go on a murderous rampage.

See: postal
1. Dude, last night you got so drunk you went all chrisgrosse on Josh and broke a chair over his back.

2. There's a nut with a gun on campus going chrisgrosse.
chrisgrosse by John Clabby February 10, 2009

Chrisgression 

In Fantasy Sports: The act of setting up one's fantasy sports team for the sole purpose of hurting the Green Bay Packers and bringing bad luck to St. Rodgers.

In International Relations: The doctrine of erratically attacking or threatening ones neighbors for small, useless stretches of land.
Being the spiteful Chrisgresser he is, John purposely played Aaron Rodgers week 10, causing him to become injured.

Utilizing the doctrine of Chrisgression, Billy started a land war for a small patch of land no bigger than Rhode Island.
Chrisgression by Durhamster December 28, 2016

chrissysaz 

chrissysaz is the word used for love . it is made from 2 people who are the worlds loveliest people who are together 4eva everyone should be like two of them . most romantic people ever . defination of 4eva
wow we should be like chrissysaz
chrissysaz by chrissysaz February 16, 2022
(Noun) A crisis that befalls someone named Chris, usually due to lack of planning.
Rational thinker: Why did you fly to Finland on a one-way ticket without bringing a credit card to fly back?

Chris: Simple, I was drunk.

Random Finnish person: What a Chrisis!
Chrisis by mandawanda March 27, 2010
(noun) a crisis during december, essentially a festive meltdown
person 1: "I dont have enough money to get everyone Christmas presents"
person 2: "sounds like youre having a chrisis"
chrisis by TheSillyCow November 30, 2019