chpsm

CHPSM - crack head per square meter

Used to as a rating of area or town.

This town has an aborbamly high chpsm rating!

chpsm by Sausagepants1 August 7, 2017

Chismosavirus 

Chismosavirus • feminine
Chismosovirus • masculine

What is it?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus is a highly infectious disease that causes one have the insatiable and uncontrollable urge to indulge in some light harmless gossip, or in some more serious cases, scandalmongering.

Who are affected by this virus?
Chismosa/Chismosovirus only targets humans, or more specifically, those of the hispanic ethnicity. Hispanics are prone to this deadly virus. Female Hispanics are more likely to contract this disease than male Hispanics.

How can I stay safe?
This disease is tricky- Some contract it from the crowd they are in, and some actively do it in order to create havoc. These can be split into 2 distinct sections, being a bitch/dick and spreading shit for personal gains, and being someone who is having harmless fun by conversing drama with friends. In order to stay safe from this virus, avoid being a bitch/dick, and if you feel like being chismosa/chismoso, do it with someone trustworthy and be responsible.

How can I recover from previously suffering from this disease?
In order to have a safe recovery, you should tone down your weekly amount of chisme imports and exports, clear the air by admitting to any bitchy/dicklike actions you had done, and apologize to those who were affected.

Xiomara - ¡Gabriela! Nunca adivinaras lo que fulana le hizo a mengana
Gabriela - Ay chica que chismosa eres…¡Cuéntame todo!
Xiomara - dios mío, tenemos chismosavirus

Charles - Yo bro i heard that _____ let you hit!! congrats bro you’re the GOAT
Alejandro - Yeah dude about that, she didn’t actually let me hit, she rejected me and I spread a little chisme to get some revenge yk? Now everyone thinks she’s a slut!

Charles - That’s fucked up. What is you’re problem dude.
Alejandro - Come on man don’t be like that
Charles - We can’t be homies no more bro, you got chismosovirus

Chismosavirus by superfastcamel6969 August 17, 2023

Chismosa 

A nosey ass motherfucker

Mirel was being a chismosa as she looked over at my phone, and tried to read my text.

Chismosa by Chickentendersaremyheaven June 26, 2017

chismoso 

a male who likes to gossip.

"carlos stop being a chismoso telling everyone about zoiana sleeping with juan"

chismoso by Chismoso March 12, 2017

Courtesy Chasm 

The seats left open between groups of people at movies, concerts, games, etc.

If everyone closed their courtesy chasms, we'd all be a lot closer to the stage.

Courtesy Chasm by ZoëNicole August 23, 2009

Chisme 

Spanish word for 'gossip'.

"Cual es el chisme."
"What's the gossip."

Chisme by Otoniel January 8, 2005

Chusma 

An obnoxious and/or rambunctious individual that prides themselves in being uneducated and/or low class. (Ratchet individual)

“Look at that chusma trying to get up in that club in flip-flops. What a joke!”

Chusma by Noodlestherider May 1, 2022