Otoniel's definitions

Jibaro

A Puerto Rican term for a country-ass hick with no understanding of how things are in the modern world.

Oye, el vicks no cura los dolores de estomago ni la diarrea, canto de jibaro.
Dude, vicks doesn't cure stomach aches or diarrhea you friggin country-ass hick.

by Otoniel January 7, 2005

Janguear

To "hang out." This is really the English expression 'hang out,' but Nuyoricans have given it a spanish pronunciation, thereby creating a new Puerto Rican slang word.

"Oye, yo estoy aburrido, vamos a janguear."
"Yo, I'm bored, lets go hang out."

by Otoniel January 8, 2005

Chapusero(a)

A person who doesn't perform a job as well as they could or should. In English, it is generally described as a half-ass job.

"Mira, ese Jose no pinto las paredes bien. Hiso un trabajo chapusero."
"Look, Jose didn't paint the walls well, he did a half-ass job."

by Otoniel January 8, 2005

Bacalado Salado

In Puerto Rico, it is pronounced with silent D's, and is expression describing a person who is running into a bit of bad luck. Literally, it means, "salty cod fish."

"Te sigues encontrando trabajos que no pagan bien. Tu eres un bacalao salao."
"You keep finding low-paying jobs, you're one salty-ass cod fish."

by Otoniel January 8, 2005

Chisme

Spanish word for 'gossip'.

"Cual es el chisme."
"What's the gossip."

by Otoniel January 8, 2005

Arroz con Culo

Puerto Rican expression meaning a huge mess or mixup.
Literally, it means, rice with ass. So naturally, since Puerto Ricans love rice, adding ass would really mess things up.

Muchacho, cuando ella lo pillo mirando la culona, se formo un arroz con culo.
Dude, when she caught him staring at that chick with the big ass, the situation became a huge mess.

by Otoniel January 7, 2005

Rebulu

A Puerto Rican word describing a huge mess or mixup.

"Hay Juan, estabamos en la Copacabana, cuando se formo tremendo rebulu."
"Oh Juan, we were at the Copacabana, when a huge mess started up."

by Otoniel January 8, 2005