Otoniel's definitions
by Otoniel January 8, 2005
Get the Chismemug. A Puerto Rican term for a country-ass hick with no understanding of how things are in the modern world.
Oye, el vicks no cura los dolores de estomago ni la diarrea, canto de jibaro.
Dude, vicks doesn't cure stomach aches or diarrhea you friggin country-ass hick.
Dude, vicks doesn't cure stomach aches or diarrhea you friggin country-ass hick.
by Otoniel January 7, 2005
Get the Jibaromug. Literally, it means, bare or peeled coconut. But in Puerto Rico, it is a word used to describe a bald person.
"Coño, se te cayo toito el pelo, esta cocopelao."
"Damn, all your hair fell off, you're as bald as a peeled coconut.
"Damn, all your hair fell off, you're as bald as a peeled coconut.
by Otoniel January 8, 2005
Get the Cocopelaomug. by Otoniel January 7, 2005
Get the Ewañangaomug. In Puerto Rico, it is pronounced with silent D's, and is expression describing a person who is running into a bit of bad luck. Literally, it means, "salty cod fish."
"Te sigues encontrando trabajos que no pagan bien. Tu eres un bacalao salao."
"You keep finding low-paying jobs, you're one salty-ass cod fish."
"You keep finding low-paying jobs, you're one salty-ass cod fish."
by Otoniel January 8, 2005
Get the Bacalado Saladomug. "Hay Carmen, mira ese muchacho, esta bien papichulo."
"Hey Carmen, look at that guy, he's looking good."
"Hey Carmen, look at that guy, he's looking good."
by Otoniel January 8, 2005
Get the Papichulomug. This is a spanking, Latino style. Whether its a spanking of a child, adult or an apposing sports team, if you receive a pela, you're basically getting your ass whooped.
Pelas come in degrees of severity:
1. A small pela usually comes in the form of a hand slap.
2. A medium pela usually involves a leather belt or the power chord of any appliance closest to the person giving the pela.
3. Una gran pela (big pela) usually begins with something flying towards you like a chancleta, shoe, plate, silverware, or remote control, followed by the pelas described in #2 and #1. In addition, calling for help will only make it worse.
Pelas come in degrees of severity:
1. A small pela usually comes in the form of a hand slap.
2. A medium pela usually involves a leather belt or the power chord of any appliance closest to the person giving the pela.
3. Una gran pela (big pela) usually begins with something flying towards you like a chancleta, shoe, plate, silverware, or remote control, followed by the pelas described in #2 and #1. In addition, calling for help will only make it worse.
Cuando Pepito rompio el cuadro, recibio una gran pela de su mama.
When little Pepe broke the portrait, he got a major ass-whooping from his moms.
When little Pepe broke the portrait, he got a major ass-whooping from his moms.
by Otoniel February 8, 2005
Get the Pelamug.