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Those toilets which you sit on and the head of your penis always touches the front. Eww. Makes it seem like it's a "chick toilet" AKA Choilet.
Jake: Aw man! >.<
Josh: What happened dude?
Jake: This is such a Choilet!

Josh: Haha! Man I hate those!
Jake: I have to like push it down, I don't want germs on the tip of my *Flush*!
Choilet by Snoopy46 September 15, 2010
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Chomlette 

A chomlette is a delicious omlette using a toping of crunched up cheetos (whichever variety you prefer). This type of food is usually eaten by students who do not know how to cook or are too poor to afford anything more than these basic items.

*Note this is also the favourite food of Felicia Day.
(Reference mega64 Microsoft keynote)
''Hey Bro, whats for dinner? ... Chomlette!''

''Hey dude we only got eggs and Cheetos left...Thats cool, i'll make a Chomlette!''
Chomlette by Mr. Grumpy Gills July 18, 2009
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Chiletta 

A term used to define a couple, made up of a mexican girl and a korean guy.
The girl must be a total weeb, and have an unhealthy obsession with K-pop and Finland.
The guy must be a total loser who plays hockey and is the leader of a Rice Supremacist Group.

The most common female Chiletta name is Elise.
The most common male Chiletta name is Ethan.

When asked/confronted, a Chiletta couple will deny they love each other and will lie about how much the hate the other person to keep the world from knowing about their forbidden love.
Ethan: Dude white people suck they can't even use chopsticks
Elise: Yeah I know we should deport all the white people and then move to a desert island to be together forever Ethan. I love you as much as K-pop.

Some cool onlooker named Tyler: Haha there goes Chiletta acting up again.
Chiletta by KathyIsAnAbusiveFather December 16, 2016

Choplette 

A girl of high spunk and fabulous short hair.
We cut our hair off together and became the Choplettes.
Choplette by elfsongirl March 22, 2007

Cholleti 

Surname that originates from Italy and Goa, India.
Ricky: What is that lady's name?

Ian: Roseanne Cholleti is her full name. She is a Goan but her forefathers originate from Italy.
Cholleti by Palolem October 31, 2010
Is a gay fagot normally has a tiny penis and gets no head
:)
Wow theres axel chilet he gets no head.
chilet by Lick My Double Chin November 25, 2019

Davis Chileto 

The Davis Chileto is when a person passes out in a sleeping bag naked. This person proceeds to shit themselves, vomit, sweat profusely and urinate, all while rolling around in this mixture of like a hot dog at 7-11.
Remember last summer when Ted passed out on the couch in that sleeping bag and shit, pissed, puked himself? That was the worst Davis Chileto of all time....
Davis Chileto by Buck Futt December 6, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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