Überschwanz's definitions

Überschwanz

A German word which literally translates as "super cock".

That guy I fucked last night had an Überschwanz.

by Überschwanz January 23, 2005

racktangular

word used to describe a girl or woman who has large breasts as well as a slim, attractive, hourglass-shaped waist (sometimes referred to as "curves")

Man you should have seen the hot girl I screwed last night. She was fuckin' racktangular.

by Überschwanz January 6, 2006

über anal piledriver

a sexual position that is like the anal piledriver, except that the man massages the woman's G-spot with his fingers while fucking her in the ass; it is called the über anal piledriver because it goes above and beyond the anal piledriver (German über means above or super)

She absolutely loved it last night when I surprised her with the über anal piledriver, a move I learned while backpacking through Germany 2 years ago.

by Überschwanz December 13, 2008

porn sack

a scrotum that has been shaved clean of all hair and contains large testicles

All girls love a good porn sack.

by Überschwanz April 26, 2007

magnum phallus

refers to a penis which is larger than average, usually in both length and girth

Don't call it a fat cock. Call it a magnum phallus. It's classier that way.

by Überschwanz September 4, 2006

one-handed backstroke

slang for male masturbation which describes the motion involved

I'm a five-time Olympic gold medalist in the one-handed backstroke.

by Überschwanz May 27, 2005

Dutch circus

a daisy chain of furries

Dude, if you thought furries were gay, wait until you see a Dutch circus.

by Überschwanz June 9, 2005