a sexual position that is like the anal piledriver, except that the man massages the woman's G-spot with his fingers while fucking her in the ass; it is called the über anal piledriver because it goes above and beyond the anal piledriver (German über means above or super)
She absolutely loved it last night when I surprised her with the über anal piledriver, a move I learned while backpacking through Germany 2 years ago.
by Überschwanz February 19, 2007
when you are getting your nails clipped (usually the toenails) and a piece flies off and does damage to someone or something
I was getting my toenails clipped when a big, yellow, moldy nail shot off and hit the nice young lady in the eye giving her a grievous shrapnail injury.
by Überschwanz March 15, 2007
a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz February 27, 2007
a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz February 26, 2007
a daisy chain of furries
by Überschwanz June 02, 2005
a mixed drink based on the screwdriver which uses Orangina instead of orange juice; the name comes from the combination of vodka + Orangina
We were out of Goldschläger so the next best pimp drink we could come up with was the vogina. We drank voginas until 3:00am when Alex's dad got home and kick our asses out of his house for stealing his vodka. I can still taste the pulp.
by Überschwanz May 06, 2007
I'm a five-time Olympic gold medalist in the one-handed backstroke.
by Überschwanz May 25, 2005