Definitions by Überschwanz
shrapnail
when you are getting your nails clipped (usually the toenails) and a piece flies off and does damage to someone or something
I was getting my toenails clipped when a big, yellow, moldy nail shot off and hit the nice young lady in the eye giving her a grievous shrapnail injury.
shrapnail by Überschwanz December 14, 2008
über anal piledriver
a sexual position that is like the anal piledriver, except that the man massages the woman's G-spot with his fingers while fucking her in the ass; it is called the über anal piledriver because it goes above and beyond the anal piledriver (German über means above or super)
She absolutely loved it last night when I surprised her with the über anal piledriver, a move I learned while backpacking through Germany 2 years ago.
über anal piledriver by Überschwanz December 13, 2008
green light goblin
a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
green light goblin by Überschwanz July 20, 2008
vogina
a mixed drink based on the screwdriver which uses Orangina instead of orange juice; the name comes from the combination of vodka + Orangina
We were out of Goldschläger so the next best pimp drink we could come up with was the vogina. We drank voginas until 3:00am when Alex's dad got home and kick our asses out of his house for stealing his vodka. I can still taste the pulp.
vogina by Überschwanz May 20, 2007
chronofucked
when your perception of time is warped for some reason and you don't quite know why the time of day or the day of the week doesn't feel right
chronofucked by Überschwanz May 6, 2007
green light goblin
a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
green light goblin by Überschwanz February 28, 2007