magnum phallus

refers to a penis which is larger than average, usually in both length and girth
Don't call it a fat cock. Call it a magnum phallus. It's classier that way.
by Überschwanz September 04, 2006
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Rule of Queers

a rule of the universe that states that hot women will appear even hotter if they associate with gay men and said rule is used by such women to attract straight men
The Rule of Queers explains why all my lady friends hang around gay guys.
by Überschwanz May 03, 2006
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Überschwanz

A German word which literally translates as "super cock".
That guy I fucked last night had an Überschwanz.
by Überschwanz January 23, 2005
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porn sack

a scrotum that has been shaved clean of all hair and contains large testicles
All girls love a good porn sack.
by Überschwanz April 26, 2007
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racktangular

word used to describe a girl or woman who has large breasts as well as a slim, attractive, hourglass-shaped waist (sometimes referred to as "curves")
Man you should have seen the hot girl I screwed last night. She was fuckin' racktangular.
by Überschwanz January 06, 2006
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green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz February 28, 2007
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green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz July 20, 2008
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