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Chronofuck 

I drove through 3 states to visit my friend and he was on vacation. The entire trip was a complete chronofuck.
Chronofuck by Feels Goodman October 13, 2009
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Chronnuckah 

In the Jewish faith, a celibration that commemorates the way--after the Romans sacked the temple and left only enough for one bowl--the bud lasted eight nights.

This is celebrated by lighting one more bowl on an eight chambered bong known as a Chronukiah starting at the right and lighting one more chamber evey night for eich night of Chronuckah.

Also crockies, a dish made form potatoes and cannibutter, are traditionally eaten.
Little Girl: but papa, papa, this is only enough weed for one bowl. how is this gonna get us all high for eight nights?

Father: well little Suzie, thats the miracle of Chronnuckah
Chronnuckah by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008

chosofuck 

The owner of this page: literally one of the funniest mfs you will ever meet.
HUGE choso stan
chosofuck stans: "PLS FJSJFJS DID YOU SEE CHOSOFUCK'S POST I DIED OML"
unseasoned mf: "who?"
chosofuck stans: "this is why you aren't swag smh"

chronofucked

when your perception of time is warped for some reason and you don't quite know why the time of day or the day of the week doesn't feel right
Natalie thought it was Wednesday, but it was really Thursday. She obviously got chronofucked.

Chocofuck 

To have or do the action of sexual intercourse or any other sexual action involving obscene amount of chocolate in any form or kind (milk chocolate, vanilla, dark chocolate ect.)
"Go get the chocolate, we're gonna chocofuck tonight."
Chocofuck by Chocobeast June 17, 2011

Chronockasnaka syndrome 

This syndrome is chronic snaking syndrome. It is when someone constantly is a snake, and skips out on shit.

This syndrome causes snaking anytime, anywhere! It even causes snaking on your birthday. It also causes you to be an asshole to women.

It is pronounced Chro-nacka-snacka-syndrome, with an A sound not an AH sound, at the end A's.
Dude is Hunter coming?

Sorry dude but he has Chronockasnaka syndrome

Coronafucker 

A Coronafucker is someone who doesn't care about the current or past social distancing laws, and may even disobey theme entirely.

These people are commonly seen at southern states, such as Texas, Alabama, the Carolina's, and Arizona. There are many more places that are effected by these people.

More common names for these people are: "Covidfucker" and "Maskfucker"
I was at the grocery-store when some Coronafucker came 2 feet from me and coughed. I ran as fast as I could.
Coronafucker by SpiraI June 21, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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