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chosofuck 

The owner of this page: literally one of the funniest mfs you will ever meet.
HUGE choso stan
chosofuck stans: "PLS FJSJFJS DID YOU SEE CHOSOFUCK'S POST I DIED OML"
unseasoned mf: "who?"
chosofuck stans: "this is why you aren't swag smh"

Chainfuck 

The act of three or more males having anal sexual intercourse. Generally, the individuals stand or lie in a line, with the individual behind penetrating them.

As long as each individual serves as a link and does not break the chain, the act can be considered a "chainfuck". Therefore other forms of sexual intercourse can be performed by the end links, such as oral intercourse.
Male 1: "So what did you can the guys get up to last night?"
Male 2: "We were watching the game, but we got a bit drunk and ended up chainfucking eachother..."

Female 1: "I went to see my boyfriend last night, but I walked in on him chainfucking with his friends."
Female 2: "Really? Did you break up with him? Is he single now?"
Female 1: "Yeah, but he's probably gay."
Chainfuck by Arkinus January 13, 2013

corfuckingtado

the act of fucking in a scissor-like position. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously, others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.
Hey hon! What sex-position do you want to do tonight? Let's do the corfuckingtado position at the edge of the bed.
corfuckingtado by Karma 77 October 30, 2008

chairfucking 

Sticking your hands in between a person and the chair he or she is sitting on and applying destructive upward and downward strokes.
Vilaxonh was chairfucking Ronny to arouse him into a session of familysex later tonight.
chairfucking by Meenoy January 16, 2008

Chocofuck 

To have or do the action of sexual intercourse or any other sexual action involving obscene amount of chocolate in any form or kind (milk chocolate, vanilla, dark chocolate ect.)
"Go get the chocolate, we're gonna chocofuck tonight."
Chocofuck by Chocobeast June 17, 2011

chosofuck 

chosofuck
chosofuck by tojisdrip March 12, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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