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choosin' 

Originated in tha town 510 (Oakland, CA)
when someone is interested in someone and stares them down, tryin to make it obvious they want them.. someone that everyone wants and someone who stands out...( they attract hella groupies)
ridin my leather and wooood..chooosin!
- too short
choosin' by hYPHYnIGGA January 4, 2005

choosin bitches 

when you keep ur bitches as a priority over ya niggas
big jaffy is never choosin bitches, that’s why his niggas love him
choosin bitches by yummymonee February 1, 2019

Choosin' Texas

Choosin' Texas I can tell....

Drink and jack off by myself
Choosin' Texas by EllaLangleySaidIt October 28, 2026

Insta'Choosin 

to choose on instagram; , To like or comment on multiple pictures of a person that you want to get to know on a person level OTHER than instagram.
-Girl you insta'choosin like shit get off his page.

- Friend 1: What you doin?
Friend 2: Girl shit in the house, Insta'choosin & Twatchin.
Insta'Choosin by ReneePiink August 15, 2012

You Be Choosin' 

Phrase yelled by African Americans to imply that other people are using racial slurs. Usually involves a crouched stance and finger pointing while exclaiming said phrase.
Cool Guy, Tough Dude, Fro-Man, and 'Cuz are standing in a group talking, and are approached by Spicer.
The 4 in the group. - "Hey Spicer"
Spicer - "YOU BE CHOOSIN', YOU BE CHOOSIN', HE BE CHOOSIN', 'DEY BE CHOOSIN', THOSE GUYS OVA' DERE BE CHOOSIN'. YOU ALL BE CHOOSIN!!!"
(adjective) The term used for when you're dapping up your bois and grillz. It is the present participle form of "Choo", which is what you say when you dap up your homies/brothers.
Brother 1: "Yo my boi what's good witchu!"
Brother 2: "Ayo what's good witchu brother!"
Brother 1 and Brother 2: *daps each other* "Chooooooooooooooooo!"

Brother 3: "You two really do love Chooing don't you!"
Chooing by Lead Bud 123 May 3, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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