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A choosing beggar is the type of person who will ask for your Hulu password, then complain about you not having premium when you give it to them. similar to a chooser, a choosing beggar is a picky beggar.
A choosing beggar will use eBay or Instagram to buy things, contact the seller then ask for an unreasonably low price, often making excuses to justify it like: "My Grandmother died yesterday" or "my friend hung himself," As if that would lower the price.
Another common trait of choosing beggars is their unreasonably high standards of women. They could date the worlds hottest woman and still find something to complain about. This is a trait from their choosing side.

Long story short, for lack of other word, they suck and avoid them at all costs when selling.
choosing beggar: hi is the iPhone x still for sale?
seller: yes, for £600
choosing beggar: do £100.
seller: NO.
choosing beggar: please my mom is in hospital.
seller: lol u a choosing beggar bye.
by Vivaldijoe January 11, 2019
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
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A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.
Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.
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by nutella_14 May 20, 2019
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