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A choosing beggar is the type of person who will ask for your Hulu password, then complain about you not having premium when you give it to them. similar to a chooser, a choosing beggar is a picky beggar.
A choosing beggar will use eBay or Instagram to buy things, contact the seller then ask for an unreasonably low price, often making excuses to justify it like: "My Grandmother died yesterday" or "my friend hung himself," As if that would lower the price.
Another common trait of choosing beggars is their unreasonably high standards of women. They could date the worlds hottest woman and still find something to complain about. This is a trait from their choosing side.

Long story short, for lack of other word, they suck and avoid them at all costs when selling.
choosing beggar: hi is the iPhone x still for sale?
seller: yes, for £600
choosing beggar: do £100.
seller: NO.
choosing beggar: please my mom is in hospital.
seller: lol u a choosing beggar bye.
by Vivaldijoe January 11, 2019
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A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.
Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.
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by nutella_14 May 20, 2019
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A Person who wants something from you and pays less Example is below.
Choosing Beggar ( CB )
Person ( M )

CB: Can I get your cool art?
M: Sure which package
CB: Ummm, I would like premium!
M: Sure that would be 152 dollars!
CB: How about 10 dollars?
M: No, this art isn't free Ma'am this is the premium package.
CB: 15 dollars final offer
M: no
CB: I know people I will post the art on my profile and people will buy more
M: ( Checks Followers, sees there is 0 followers. )
M: Let me get this straight you want a premium art package for 15 dollars when the material is 150 dollars and the shipping fee is 2 dollars, claiming you have a lot of followers saying that people will buy more when you have 0 followers? Alright choosing beggar.
CB: No, I have 1000M followers!
M: You have 0
CB: Fuck you I know people and I'm rich!
M: Then why the fuck do you pay the premium package for 15 dollars?
CB: Fuck you! You just lost a good deal bud your business will never succeed.
M: ( 5 years later ) Ah yes, over 5 million dollars, in my purse; and I'm the richest person in the world. | : )
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