A person who, when unable to find the unlimited patience of a saint when they are faced with the task of removing the first square of toilet tissue from the cheapest roll available on Earth, tears wildly into it, shredding it into an unrecognizable ball in the process of attempting to get some usable tissue.
Oh my God, it looks like the crazed toilet roll chupacabra has been at it again, we’ve sadly lost another entire roll of this useless state purchased shitpaper!
The Grapeview chupacabra is indeigionous of the Hood Canal area of Washington State in the US. It is said to be unknown to science and is believed to be aggressively killing animals small animals after stalking them along roadsides. These are often mistaken for road kill and are damaged by scavengers to such an extent that cause of death can not be scientifically determined. They are believed to leave three puncture wounds on their kill's that provide an access point to drain them of their blood. Unfortunate an obscure section of the Revised Code of Washington makes the molestation and harassment of these predators illegal without a special permit from the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.