Not knowing what someone is talking about because they have been smoking (weed) too much.
Perhaps secretly in the closet.
Perhaps secretly in the closet.
I dont know what you are chonkin' about.
by ani.mal.lory April 29, 2008
Get the chonkinmug. North East slang for successful roof repair. Has gained popularity in the 1st quarter of 2022 due to unusually long duration gusting wind periods. Usually consists of hastily bashing some caulk about with a 7 pound lump hammer.
Yer fuckin what, me roof is like a twice brewed Tetley tea bag the c*nts leaking that much. Howayy, just get lashed into a bit of Chonkin, be reet as, nah bother! sealed mint.
by BillePiper March 21, 2022
Get the Chonkinmug. 
Did those people just chonkining?
by thegiantflop June 14, 2022
Get the Chonkiningmug. by Gone, But Not Forgotten October 21, 2021
Get the Chonkinatemug.