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North East slang for successful roof repair. Has gained popularity in the 1st quarter of 2022 due to unusually long duration gusting wind periods. Usually consists of hastily bashing some caulk about with a 7 pound lump hammer.
Yer fuckin what, me roof is like a twice brewed Tetley tea bag the c*nts leaking that much. Howayy, just get lashed into a bit of Chonkin, be reet as, nah bother! sealed mint.
Chonkin by BillePiper March 21, 2022
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Chonkin, chonkin chonkin. Chonkin chonkin.
Chonkin!
Chonkin by ChonKord November 14, 2021
Not knowing what someone is talking about because they have been smoking (weed) too much.
Perhaps secretly in the closet.
I dont know what you are chonkin' about.
chonkin by ani.mal.lory April 29, 2008

Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

choking the nun 

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.