Chonkin

North East slang for successful roof repair. Has gained popularity in the 1st quarter of 2022 due to unusually long duration gusting wind periods. Usually consists of hastily bashing some caulk about with a 7 pound lump hammer.
Yer fuckin what, me roof is like a twice brewed Tetley tea bag the c*nts leaking that much. Howayy, just get lashed into a bit of Chonkin, be reet as, nah bother! sealed mint.
by BillePiper March 21, 2022
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Chonkin

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Chonkin!
by ChonKord November 14, 2021
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chonkin

Not knowing what someone is talking about because they have been smoking (weed) too much.
Perhaps secretly in the closet.
I dont know what you are chonkin' about.
by ani.mal.lory April 30, 2008
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Chonkining

Slang for becoming 500+ lbs (becoming chonky)
by thegiantflop June 15, 2022
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Chonkinate

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Give something a cute "Chonk face".
by Gone, But Not Forgotten October 21, 2021
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