Getting very drunk on expensive alcohol while listening to crunk music. You have to be at least part black or be black on the inside to be considered crunkinated.
Nick wants to get crunkinated but he is much too white and likes to drink Hawkeye Vodka.
being chinks, our eyes are already squinty, but when we glare, we have those tiny slits on our faces. this is generally our "mean" look....azns when we're pissy. =)