1. Backing out of a very rare opportunity (usually a massive bro down) for some bullshit reason, costing one of your friends a large amount of money in the process.
Chonking (adjective/verb) describes a state in which something is both smelly and sweaty. Of course, there are a limited number of applications for this word, most of which are related to the genital area. Originated in Scotland.
"Ma gooch is pure chonking man!" THE MULLENATOR <--famous scottish frequenter of gay nightclubs.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.