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chongledor 

An absolute cock gobbler most times by the name of Jake Moscatelli, he is incredibly gay and love sucking off any random dude, when somebody asks him, he will always say that he is straight but he lies, he sucks cock thinking that it will make his 1 picometer defeater longer, but alas it doesn’t, a chongledor is a lover of the color red as it the color of the inside of his mouth when sucking cock, a truly helpless being.
Dude your such a “chongledor.”
chongledor by Willywanker249 September 14, 2023
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Butt Chongler 

When you diddle someone butt like how you diddle your grandpa's loose neck skin; a bitch
Person 1: I feel bad for cutting class I'm going to email my professor
Person 2: Dude quit being such a fucking butt chongler
Butt Chongler by Pook_ October 12, 2016

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

chongler 

they are long shorts for MEN...many think they are capris...but they are not
chech out these new chonglers i got they are of the hook
chongler by jdm slut June 1, 2007

Chongled 

Your state of mind when you’re absolutely mongled out of your head from the amount of weed you smoked supplied from your Asian weed friend
Mate I’m fucking chongled off my head
Chongled by Blowmydijk January 15, 2020

Chongleberry 

A person who is quite strange to others, but truly believes he or she is the "norm" and everyone else around him is strange.

Chongleberrianism is a mild form of solipsism.
"I met a Chongleberry the other day. Interesting bloke."

"My Chongleberry friend is always wearing a suit everywhere he goes because apparently that is what normal people do."

"The Chongleberry was so effective, he actually made me feel like I WAS abnormal."
Chongleberry by Quazy September 3, 2011

chingledworf 

A chingledworf is a penis that is suffering from a disease, wich only allows for a mass amount of hair to grow on the ballsac, but nowere else.
dude, i woke up this morning and realized i had a chingledworf!
chingledworf by redwingzfan1012 April 23, 2009