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chongledor 

An absolute cock gobbler most times by the name of Jake Moscatelli, he is incredibly gay and love sucking off any random dude, when somebody asks him, he will always say that he is straight but he lies, he sucks cock thinking that it will make his 1 picometer defeater longer, but alas it doesn’t, a chongledor is a lover of the color red as it the color of the inside of his mouth when sucking cock, a truly helpless being.
Dude your such a “chongledor.”
chongledor by Willywanker249 September 14, 2023
Words you can keep

Butt Chongler 

When you diddle someone butt like how you diddle your grandpa's loose neck skin; a bitch
Person 1: I feel bad for cutting class I'm going to email my professor
Person 2: Dude quit being such a fucking butt chongler
Butt Chongler by Pook_ October 12, 2016

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

chongler 

they are long shorts for MEN...many think they are capris...but they are not
chech out these new chonglers i got they are of the hook
chongler by jdm slut June 1, 2007

Chongled 

Your state of mind when you’re absolutely mongled out of your head from the amount of weed you smoked supplied from your Asian weed friend
Mate I’m fucking chongled off my head
Chongled by Blowmydijk January 15, 2020

Chongleberry 

A person who is quite strange to others, but truly believes he or she is the "norm" and everyone else around him is strange.

Chongleberrianism is a mild form of solipsism.
"I met a Chongleberry the other day. Interesting bloke."

"My Chongleberry friend is always wearing a suit everywhere he goes because apparently that is what normal people do."

"The Chongleberry was so effective, he actually made me feel like I WAS abnormal."
Chongleberry by Quazy September 3, 2011

chingledworf 

A chingledworf is a penis that is suffering from a disease, wich only allows for a mass amount of hair to grow on the ballsac, but nowere else.
dude, i woke up this morning and realized i had a chingledworf!
chingledworf by redwingzfan1012 April 23, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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