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chongledor 

An absolute cock gobbler most times by the name of Jake Moscatelli, he is incredibly gay and love sucking off any random dude, when somebody asks him, he will always say that he is straight but he lies, he sucks cock thinking that it will make his 1 picometer defeater longer, but alas it doesn’t, a chongledor is a lover of the color red as it the color of the inside of his mouth when sucking cock, a truly helpless being.
Dude your such a “chongledor.”
chongledor by Willywanker249 September 14, 2023
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Butt Chongler 

When you diddle someone butt like how you diddle your grandpa's loose neck skin; a bitch
Person 1: I feel bad for cutting class I'm going to email my professor
Person 2: Dude quit being such a fucking butt chongler
Butt Chongler by Pook_ October 12, 2016

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)
''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

chongler 

they are long shorts for MEN...many think they are capris...but they are not
chech out these new chonglers i got they are of the hook
chongler by jdm slut June 1, 2007

Chongled 

Your state of mind when you’re absolutely mongled out of your head from the amount of weed you smoked supplied from your Asian weed friend
Mate I’m fucking chongled off my head
Chongled by Blowmydijk January 15, 2020

Chongleberry 

A person who is quite strange to others, but truly believes he or she is the "norm" and everyone else around him is strange.

Chongleberrianism is a mild form of solipsism.
"I met a Chongleberry the other day. Interesting bloke."

"My Chongleberry friend is always wearing a suit everywhere he goes because apparently that is what normal people do."

"The Chongleberry was so effective, he actually made me feel like I WAS abnormal."
Chongleberry by Quazy September 3, 2011

chingledworf 

A chingledworf is a penis that is suffering from a disease, wich only allows for a mass amount of hair to grow on the ballsac, but nowere else.
dude, i woke up this morning and realized i had a chingledworf!
chingledworf by redwingzfan1012 April 23, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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