cholaxitive

When you make a chocolate mud cake but instead of have plain chocolate icing ontop, you smear it with chocolate flavoured laxative instead
Best prank ever

Got him with the cholaxitive

by He's the boxman September 22, 2006

chillaxitive

n. A tablet or capsule consumed orally in order to induce a state of chillaxation.

Hey brah, pop some chillaxitives.

by Daaron January 11, 2005

Chillaxitives

Weed.

Yo you want to go get some chillaxitives and chill?

by Hasselhoffman February 15, 2009

chilaxative

To chill or relax
the "pill form" of chilax

synonym: chill pill

Doug- I am going to kill you dude!
Gordon- Dude take a chilaxative

by David John Schmitt April 10, 2008

coolaxative

cool as shit. axative can be added to many words if they sound right, such as for computer chat geeks who can now use lolaxative which means "funny as shit".

Damn yo, that cd is coolaxative!

by kamar April 21, 2005

chillaxitive

a pill taken to both relax the body and help the common problem of constipation. similar to the 'chill pill' just with the added benefit similar to that of a laxitive. side-effects of the chillaxitive include; diarreah, neusea, constipation, swelling of the genitals, and pubic lice.

timmy: "omg omg omg omg i havnt taken a crap in 4 days!!!!!"

jimmy: "jeez timmy, take a chillaxitive"

by studd muffin July 24, 2006

Chillaxitive (copyright 2001)

its a combination of chill and relax or chillax. but put in to the verb form. a chillaxitve can also be something. what ever makes you relax- puts you in your happy place- ex. weed, sleep...

Abhi: i have 5 test tmrw im freaking out!!!
Sean: Dude juss take some chilaxitive and sit down...Bitch!

by Sean N April 21, 2004