The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.

The lead singer of INXS was chokesterbating hardcore, resulting in death.

chokesterbating by Jesus2 November 5, 2006

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Chokies

A football team from Southwest Va. that year in and year out, inevitably will have a great season, and then shit the bed in their bowl game.

The chokies blew it again in January cause they cant focus.

Chokies by Fallout Walt January 20, 2008

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Chokies

The chokies are a university from Blacksburg, Virginia. In every sport not just football they choke. When the chokies need to win a game, whether its a playoff or its a bowl game they choke.

Wisconsin in basketball lost in the last 10 sec. Chokies lost 72-74
Last year in football against Boston College, Chokies lost 10-14
2006 Chick Fla Peach Bowl Chokies lost 24-31
2005 ACC championship game against FSU
Chokies lost 22-27
2004, against NC STATE in football
chokies lost 16-17
These are just some examples, they are many many more

Chokies by John Francis Berry December 20, 2008

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Chokestab

V. To have sexual intercourse while choking the individual being penetrated to produce orgasm.

Put both hands on her throat then chokestab her until she cums on your shoes!

Chokestab by Airtight November 19, 2010

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Cookiestain

stains left over from cookies that were crushed on the ground by someones feet.

I was in the bowling alley and found cookiestains on the lane from the kids party before.

Cookiestain by Bowlgd84 October 20, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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