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The biggest choker of all time often by category be it a professional sport, game show contestant or religious service

Dave Roberts of the dojjerz is the chokiest manager of all time

chokiest by Skins Sug October 13, 2023

Words you can keep

Chokester

A person who tries his hardest, but always comes up short.

Hey Martin. You are the biggest chokester I have ever met. Maybe next year.

Chokester by Jay-money April 27, 2014

Related Words

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chokesterbating

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.

The lead singer of INXS was chokesterbating hardcore, resulting in death.

chokesterbating by Jesus2 November 5, 2006

Chokies

A football team from Southwest Va. that year in and year out, inevitably will have a great season, and then shit the bed in their bowl game.

The chokies blew it again in January cause they cant focus.

Chokies by Fallout Walt January 20, 2008

Chokies

The chokies are a university from Blacksburg, Virginia. In every sport not just football they choke. When the chokies need to win a game, whether its a playoff or its a bowl game they choke.

Wisconsin in basketball lost in the last 10 sec. Chokies lost 72-74
Last year in football against Boston College, Chokies lost 10-14
2006 Chick Fla Peach Bowl Chokies lost 24-31
2005 ACC championship game against FSU
Chokies lost 22-27
2004, against NC STATE in football
chokies lost 16-17
These are just some examples, they are many many more

Chokies by John Francis Berry December 20, 2008

Chokestab

V. To have sexual intercourse while choking the individual being penetrated to produce orgasm.

Put both hands on her throat then chokestab her until she cums on your shoes!

Chokestab by Airtight November 19, 2010

Cookiestain

stains left over from cookies that were crushed on the ground by someones feet.

I was in the bowling alley and found cookiestains on the lane from the kids party before.

Cookiestain by Bowlgd84 October 20, 2009

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026