choke-a-bitch
choke-a-bitch by bajawasaurus August 21, 2006
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choke a bitch
When someone owes someone else money and doesn't pay, that person must proceed to choke a bitch. Most often used in the scenario of a pimp and a hoe
Wayne Brady: What's this? Mr. Benjamin looks lonely.
Hoe: Sorry daddy.
Wayne Brady: Sorry? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
!?
Hoe: Sorry daddy.
Wayne Brady: Sorry? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
!?
choke a bitch by therealsuperman8 February 8, 2009
choke a bitch
The act of a pimp (see pimp) doesn't recieve payment from his hoe (see hoe). A pimp then maybe have to "Choke a bitch" in order to recieve proper payment.
choke a bitch by i_r_sexy January 14, 2005
choke a bitch
When a person deemed a bitch or biatch gets on your bad side, whether the person be a prof, a teacher, a security guard at the mall, that annoying person at the market, or the asshole who cut you off in traffic, the only response is to release one's anger in a choking manner.
Prof. H was blowing me off so much in lecture today, i was feelin i was bouts to choke a bitch!
That granny in the crown vic cut me off in the fast lane and was goin 40!!! If she hadn't pulled to the right, i woulda had to choke a bitch!
That granny in the crown vic cut me off in the fast lane and was goin 40!!! If she hadn't pulled to the right, i woulda had to choke a bitch!
choke a bitch by Capt. choker-of-biatches July 18, 2007
choke a bitch
choke a bitch by DJ Little Strawberry December 6, 2004
Choke a bitch and spit in his/her mouth emoji
It is these three emoji's in order. The shocked emoji, you know the one with the blue head and the hands are on its face, the spit emoji but it has the be the one with three drops and finally to finish it off you have the tongue emoji, which represents its mouth. Now to actually define this combo. It is referred to a male or female and bitch is used broadly. Yes its vulgar and its meant to because, creativity and freedom of speech. It may also be used if you are secretly coding something to you significant other to do later on in the evening ;), in other words its a fetish in a emoji form!
P1: Dont piss me off
P2: (enter choke a bitch and spit in his/her mouth emoji)
P1: What the Fuck is that?
P2: Thats what im going to do to you in emoji form of an emoji!
P2: (enter choke a bitch and spit in his/her mouth emoji)
P1: What the Fuck is that?
P2: Thats what im going to do to you in emoji form of an emoji!
Choke a bitch and spit in his/her mouth emoji by Not Jack :) March 2, 2017
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