choke a bitch

When someone owes someone else money and doesn't pay, that person must proceed to choke a bitch. Most often used in the scenario of a pimp and a hoe

Wayne Brady: What's this? Mr. Benjamin looks lonely.
Hoe: Sorry daddy.
Wayne Brady: Sorry? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
!?

by therealsuperman8 February 9, 2009

choke a bitch

The act of a pimp (see pimp) doesn't recieve payment from his hoe (see hoe). A pimp then maybe have to "Choke a bitch" in order to recieve proper payment.

If I don't get my money, I am gonna have to choke a bitch.

by i_r_sexy January 15, 2005

choke a bitch

When a person deemed a bitch or biatch gets on your bad side, whether the person be a prof, a teacher, a security guard at the mall, that annoying person at the market, or the asshole who cut you off in traffic, the only response is to release one's anger in a choking manner.

Prof. H was blowing me off so much in lecture today, i was feelin i was bouts to choke a bitch!

That granny in the crown vic cut me off in the fast lane and was goin 40!!! If she hadn't pulled to the right, i woulda had to choke a bitch!

by Capt. choker-of-biatches June 20, 2007

choke a bitch

to release stress; to yell obscene words out in panic or frustration; to masturbate

I have so much homework right now I just want to choke a bitch!

by DJ Little Strawberry December 6, 2004

choke-a-bitch

What Wayne Brady does if you dont have his money, bitch.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to get up out dis car and CHOKE-A-BITCH?!

by bajawasaurus August 21, 2006

choke this bitch

To do something with renewed vigor and/or energy.

-Are you ready to hit road?
-Hell yes, let's choke this bitch!

by MattyCheese April 29, 2007

Choke A Bitch

When a Bitch gets so frustrating and annoying, all you can do is Choke a Bitch, Shawne Merriman style.

Shawne: Bitch, you annoying me.
Tila: Then get out.
Shawne: Bitch, Im about to Choke a Bitch.
*choke*

by Roko77 September 7, 2009