choild 

A fucking slave, to the great and powerful Auntie!! They can’t fucking die so they must feel this pain for as long as Auntie exists. And yes, they respawn. Names: Stupid Choild, Good Choild, Clueless Choild, and “SpeciAl ChOiLd” (James)

James: “Ew!! A choild!!“
Auntie: “It’s ok James, just look away.”
Stupid Choild: “Fuck- I can’t stand this puta.”
Auntie: “WHO??”
Stupid Choild: “NOTHING AUNTIE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!!”
Auntie: “Go to basement.”

choild by 🦐 November 7, 2019

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? 

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.

…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

summer child 

someone who is naive and unaware to the horrors of the real world.

"He wouldn't do that, would he?" "Oh, you sweet summer child, of course he would."

summer child by drugdealingshark February 15, 2015

childe 

1 a young master.
2 the other definitions are just people messing up the spelling of "child".
3 tartaglia from genshin impact that i didn't manage to pull.

the childe is very wise, despite his young age.
or
how the fuck did you get childe on your first pull.

childe by hispotatogals December 6, 2020

Lana rhoades child 

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them

Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

Lana rhoades child by Amongusinreallifesussus August 10, 2021

Childspeak 

Speech that is immature, naive and full of unrealistic assumptions.

The sophomore presentation on abolishing government functions was childspeak.

Childspeak by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Childhood Traumas

A terrible situation or experience that occurs in your childhood life. It is usually really bad, and is something that is carried inside you forever, possibly making you anti-social or have a phobia of some kind.

1. Being beaten
2. Raped
3. Death of family/friend
4. Murder of family/friend

And more terrible things.
These are all examples of Childhood Traumas.

Childhood Traumas by crotchetyteenager November 27, 2010