choggtard

A really fit fuckwit of a human that is completely retarded and inept

Look at that choggtard slobbering on that burger, poor bastard should be put out of its misery

by Dirty choglord August 11, 2024

Choggar

Someone who eats a large amount of food all at once, they are known as a "choggar" They also tend to eat the food really fast.

"You're such a choggar" or "You chogged out last night"

by L+L January 16, 2010

Chowtard

(noun) A person or persons who work at a marine corp mess hall, who have down syndrome/mental retardation.

A retard who works in a cafetaria line on a military base.

Those chowtards told me to take my cover off inside the chow hall.

You're as dumb as a chowtard.

by nasty_nastee August 14, 2009

choggarded

The act of being scammed during the sale of a pinball machine. The seller either has no clue what the fuck they are talking about or knowingly sells you a machine that is either incomplete or suffers from major malfunctions not described in the sale.

Holy fuck dude, I bought this pin and he took out the boards. I was totally choggarded!

by KneeMaster August 24, 2018

congtards

Put simply, congtards is the bastardization of the word congrats. It has been used greatly on online forums, chans and irc channels. It's more often than not used in a sarcastic manner.

Guy A) I Just Won The Lottery
Guy B) Congtards
Guy A) :(

by Bob Montgomerie August 3, 2007

ChopTard

Somebody who TK's another person to fly the choppers in online games (Mainly Battlefield Vietnam).

That bloody Choptard shot me to take the chopper i was waiting for.

by Shaun August 22, 2004

Chobitard

Similar to Nartard or narutard, this is a word used to describe a self-dubbed Chobits (a manga/ anime series by CLAMP) fanatic.

Chobitard: YOY!!!1!! I finished the Chobits series again last night!... But I forgot to do my homework...

Friend: WOW, you're a Chobitard.

by kitty Espina September 26, 2008