Put simply, congtards is the bastardization of the word congrats. It has been used greatly on online forums, chans and irc channels. It's more often than not used in a sarcastic manner.
by Bob Montgomerie August 3, 2007
Get the congtards mug.Congratulations shortened, and for people who don't know how to spell.
The proper spelling is congrats.
Mazel Tov, morons!!!
The proper spelling is congrats.
Mazel Tov, morons!!!
by NancyLeigh August 16, 2009
Get the Congrads mug.Related Words
1: A rare large Cat that breathes fire and wears socks.
2: a side effect of being in class too long.
3: A typo, typically for misspelling Congrats.
2: a side effect of being in class too long.
3: A typo, typically for misspelling Congrats.
Oh man! I was in class yesterday and I got a bad case of the Congtars. I couldn't keep my hands from shaking!
by Liam Sargent January 17, 2008
Get the congtar mug.retardr-tard
Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.
Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.
"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"
by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008
Get the constard mug.Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."
"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"
by kathyv May 6, 2010
Get the contarded mug.Easily conned or otherwise misled. One who is intentionally ignorant of a larger picture of the world that would include areas of study such as science, economics, or world history. One who easily incorporates slang such as libtard in their vocabulary but who has not taken the time to look up the words liberal or conservative. Someone who embraces religious freedom in America as long as it closely resembles their own. A student of the constitution who has ended their research after the second amendment. Someone who believes that only English should be spoken in America. A consumer that trades at Walmart or Harbor Freight and then blames China for loss of American jobs. A person who believes that wasting the Earths resources, including clean water, clean air, stored carbon, and the genetic diversity of fauna and flora, is a conservative value. An individual who does not believe they are influenced by the history and/or culture of slavery, segregation, or bigotry in America, yet they can fill in the blank of the school yard rhyme ...eeny meany miney mo catch a _____ by the toe.
Use as a noun; The Contard felt comfortable giving the game show host nuclear weapons. Use as a verb; The self titled no spin zone continued the contardification of the electorate while the president elect avoided security briefings and twittered himself with his tiny hands late into the night.
by CapnChaos December 27, 2016
Get the Contard mug.Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming.
Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD
PC Gamer: Contard.
PC Gamer: Contard.
by PCGaming September 13, 2009
Get the Contard mug.