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chocolate factory 

1. A process inside the anus which produces shit as we know it.
2.The name of R. Kelly's new album

Coincidence? I think not.
That new R. Kelly album is a real chocolate factory.
chocolate factory by Ponch April 28, 2003
Words you can keep

Chocolate Factory 

1. The arse
2. Where chocolate is made
1. Your chocolate factory is big
2. My 10 year old son is currently reading the book "Charlie and the chocolate factory"
Chocolate Factory by The G November 21, 2003

Chocolate Factory 

the chocolate factory is a sexual move most aptly defined by its many steps, ergo the chocolate factory. first, the man chews chocolate into his mouth until melted, and then proceeds to spit into the woman's asshole. She then discharges it onto the man's penis and follows by eating it off the man's genitals. The process repeats until all the chocolate is eaten or absorbed into the body.
Aww man, I'm so tired, I was up doing the chocolate factory with my girl.
Chocolate Factory by thomashather February 13, 2018

Chocolate Factory Reset

When a heterosexual couple suddenly starts doing anal instead of vaginal sex, having never done it before. (Male and female)
“Honey, should we try missionary position again tonight?”
“You know, I was actually thinking about starting over and trying something new. How about trying a chocolate factory reset?”

Sausage in the chocolate factory

Sausage in the chocolate factory means anal sex where the dick is the sausage and the ass is the chocolate factory.
Tom: So how was the sex?
Jimmy: It was good, me and Alice decided to try something new so I put my sausage in the chocolate factory.

Charlie in the chocolate factory 

Where a penis has been put in the anus
‘Yo my mate got molested by a giraffe and it stuck it’s Charlie in my mates chocolate factory he said he had bum bum bruises’
‘Put the Charlie in the chocolate factory’

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 

A 1971 movie that stars Gene Wilder who plays the character of Willy Wonka a candy maker who is in search of an heir to his factory and fortune. He hosts a compitition by placing five golden tickets under five wonka bars.This was remade in 2005 staring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka
I found a golden ticket and I am going to Willy Wonka's factory
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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