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chocobox 

a word that refers to the anus
I got a good look at Gina's chocobox when we were 69-ing last night
chocobox by Jose Oliva Rocha October 13, 2007
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Chocobozor 

A slang word used on wc3 among the Island Defense community to describe really bad players similar to the definition of "NuB" but this player starts off decent and decays in skill.

Chocobozor derives from the player "chocobo" a french-canadian with a indian mexican italian accent. Chocobo has the power to cause earthquakes with his excessively annoying voice. Eg. Brem, Brem, Brem! Chocobo's presence has the ability to decrease your overall grammer and gaming skills due to lack of confidence when playing with him.
Magez week 1:This is kinda fun I'm doing kinda good

Magez week 77(QQ): OMFG NOOB LEARN TO PLAY(already dead)

Player:Dude stop being a chocobozor.
Chocobozor by ID Community April 10, 2010

The Black Chocobos 

1.) A Chocobo is a useful Final Fantasy character that closely resembles an ostrich, but has unique powers to aid in travel over the in-game world. The Black Chocobo is one of the rarest types of Chocobo and has the abilities of all other Chocobos combined.

2.) A fantasy football team name run by Bill Waxman. The Black Chocobos are winners of multiple fantasy Championships and can be found in leagues across the web, such as Yahoo!.com, ESPN.com football.billwaxman.com and theasfl.com/asfl2 (The All Sports Fantasy League).
Owner 1: Look who has to play The Black Chocobos now!
Owner 2: Oh yeah, the Pastafarians are going down!!
The Black Chocobos by captainbill47 September 13, 2009
Marc:Bro did you see that large fucking bird??
Ariel:Ooh Shit look at that fucking Chocobo!!!!
chocobo by Deity23 May 19, 2009

Gold Chocobo 

A creature obtained in Final Fantasy by far too much inbreeding. Mostly retarded, they can't tell the difference between any terrain they walk on.
Man, your Gold Chocobo is MESSED UP!
Gold Chocobo by Jarrod, June 26, 2005
The "bird of happiness" as defined in the Guide to the Outer World (Final Fantasy Unlimited). chocobo is a birdlike creature that characters in the FF worlds can ride on without fear of getting into random battles. also, appears as a summon in FF4, 5, and 7. Although usually aligned with the "heros", one will come across rogue chocobos in Final Fantasy Tactics: They are tactful fighters, with a range of 8 panels, and a variety of attacks, as well as being the only "monster" with the ability to heal. Besides tactics, chocobos also appear in Final fantasy 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 10-2.

They are accompanied by their own music (composed by Nobuo Uematsu), which has remained relatively unchanged throughout the series; note that the music for chocobos is absent in final fantasy tactics.

Several different theories have been circulated about the origins of the species: some argue that the chocobos emerged with the monsters and black mages from the Mist in FF9, others argue it was years of evolution and adaption to the final fantasy worlds's varied climates.

There are different types of chocobos in different games: generally, a yellow chocobo is used for riding on the world map, and does not have any special abilities, besides preventing the rider from being drawn into a random battle. Also, on the world map, the chocobo moves faster than your character would normally walk. In final Fantasy 4 and 5, yellow chocobos can cross short streams.

In tactics, you may also be able to capture a wild chocobo and have it join your party: a yellow chocobo knows "choco cure" and "choco attack" and is controlled automatically; and cannot be equipped.

The following have special abilities in addition to being able to prevent the rider from encountering random battles and getting around on the map:

A black chocobo appears in Final Fantasy 4 and 5: they can fly short distances, and can only land in forests. In Final Fantasy 7, the Black Chocobo can climb mountans AND walk in rivers. It also appears in final fantasy tactics, and can fly 8 panels in any direction, and use "chocobo Ensuna" and/or "chocobo Ball"

A Light Blue chocobo: In final Fanyasy 9, it can cross rivers.

A Blue chocbo: In Final Fantasy 9, can cross dark water, and in Final fantasy 7, rivers.

A green chocobo: In final Fantasy 7, Can climb mountains.

a Red chocobo: Final fantasy 9, can climb mountains. In tactics, the red chocobo can use, in edition to chocobo ball, "chocobo meteor", which unleases a devistating attack on a single pannel. A hoarde of wild red and yellow chocobos can be devistating for even the strongest tactics party.

Gold Chocobo: Final Fantasy 7, can wade through oceans: is important in finding hidden materia, Knights of th Round.

There are also a variety of colored chocobos in Final Fantasy Unlimited, which don't have any apparant abilities other than the yellow one.

Ceil, the fated chocobo (FFU), can transform into a robotlike (?!) creature, and fly great distances and heights. (He can also be "summonned" in the series.)

Boco, who was bartz's chocobo/best friend in FF5, also appears in FF tactics, as a wild chocobo in a battle where ramza must decide whether to save him or not. saving him lets you enter him in your party. the newborn chocobo in FF9 is named BObby COrwen, as you can see "boco" in there.


In final fantasy 8, there are baby chocobos, also called "chicobos".

almot every final fantasy game after 6 has a "chocobo sidequest" of some sort: FF7 allows you to breed chocobos to get ones with different abilities, and to race them at the golden saucer. In FF8, you go through a whiole mess of explanation/instruction to ride a chocobo, but they have a minor sidequest for getting valuable items. In FF9, the "chocobo world" sidequest allows you to play a minigame where you dig for treasure, smiliar to the one in Link to the Past's Dark world treasure digging game. you can gain points, and "chocographs", which reveal hidden treasure throughout the world. In ff10, you must complete a series of trials such as dodging beach balls before you are able to obtain a chocobo. despite there being no world map in 10, the Calm Lands take forever to walk across without the help of a chocobo.

The chocobo feeds on Ghystahl Greens, Carrots, and is known to bite people's hair. It is also partial to the scent of the Dead pepper: however, when consumed, the chocobo goes temporarily beserk as the result of the spicy food.

occasionally, the chocobo communicates by emitting a "Wark" or "Kweeh" sound. Chocobos have shown remarkable intelligance, and are capable of understanding human language.

The "Fat Chocobo" (FF4) can speak human language, and although obese (as implied by his name), provides a very usefull service: he can store your excess items at no cost.
The Chocobo dashed gracefully across the plain.
chocobo by Davey Rootbeer June 22, 2004
A term to describe a big black person.
Man when I was in the Bronx, I was standing by this chocobo wearing all the bling bling.
chocobo by Lil' Bo Peep June 18, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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