choarking

when you choke generally because of laughter

A: “dude i’m choarking at this hahahahaha” (coughing)

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

Choking Casper

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.

Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.

by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015

Charging up

Increasing your level of inebriation via alcohol or other substances

Do you want to charge up a little before going out tonight?

Bro I'm charging up right now, already at 12%

Did you see Steve? He's fully charged up and is streaking around the neighborhood

by OG_Serg December 22, 2020

Charkin

The act of pestering or Stalking a person

A person can also be a "charker" if they have done something impeccably stupid. but it is usually not used in this sense unless there stupidity has been an annoyance.

ay, stop charkin on me!

your such a charker

dont be charkin

by Dougie#2 November 14, 2010

choking the nun

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.

"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014

choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".

You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.

by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011