chodeface 

A moron, idiot, asshole that annoys the hell out of you so much you wish to describe him as someone whose face looks like a short and really fat penis.

"You drank my fucking beer Gary? What a chodeface..."
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"

chodeface by IanBeatbox October 21, 2008

Chodeface 

When somebody is so ugly, that their face (nose) resembles short, wide penis.

Person A: Did you hear that Ana got face surgery?

Person B: Nah man thats bullshit, she just made herself a chodeface!!!!11!

Chodeface by WeedSoaker November 30, 2021

Chodeface McHiggins 

the act of being retarded
acting retarded
being a dick to people

pulling a move that is douchish

Sam- Dude you look retarded

Austin- Shut up, Chodeface McHiggins

Chodeface McHiggins by Mr. Ponydog March 4, 2010

closeface 

When you look into another person's face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. This was illustrated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the Adult Swim tv show "Moral Orel," by Dino Stamatopoulos.

I like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.

closeface by the only m November 5, 2012

chodesauce

Sperm from a chode(;

Wayne has chodesauce leaking from his chode.

chodesauce by fjndidhdbd October 12, 2013

Chodebacca

The hairiest chode in the world. When you walk, it emits a sound such like that of Chewbacca of Star Wars. Only this sounds like, 'MmmmChoooooooooooooooooode.'

Man, I'm getting a Chodebacca.

Chodebacca by z.e.c.h January 22, 2006

Chodesack 

The Sack which accompanies the chode.

I heard that Jennifer's boyfriend has a chode?

Yeah, but i think the chodesack would be even worse.

Chodesack by KingGee285 December 12, 2012