Chloraseptic

God's gift to all who must suffer through the cold season.

Comes in a spray bottle. Spritz it into your mouth, and it will numb your throat at least long enough for the the Nyquil you're taking to knock you out cold.

Ahh... medicated bliss!

Chloraseptic by Lady Chevalier June 10, 2005

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Chloraseptic

Kids sore throat spray. No alcohol, aspirin, or sugar. Real relief. Real fast. Fast-acting, long-lasting relief of minor sore throat and mouth pain. A phenol/oral anesthetic.

The poor child couldn't feel his throat for a week after he sprayed it with the chloraseptic.

Chloraseptic by Menes June 3, 2005

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Related Words

Chloraseptic • Chloroseptic time • Cloroseptic

Chloroseptic time

Numbing iof the throat when giving a blowjob. So no gag and can take more inches.

She told him when she got home it was chloroseptic time.

Chloroseptic time by Puddyboot October 30, 2025

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Cloroseptic

Cloroseptic is a language made by el jugo and el zoomo.

Cloroseptic is mook

Cloroseptic by El zoomo December 31, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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