Chlamyds 

Shortened version of Chlamydia, a sexually transmitted infection caused by bacteria.

This term is used by the “cool kids” who whore around, don’t use protection, get it often, and don’t give a fuck; it’s like the common cold to them.

-“Yo Chad wanna reach my ends and bang some hoes at Kappa Sigma tonight?”
-“No bro this chick gave me the chlamyds I gotta take my meds”
-“Forgot to use that latex again eh?”
-“Nah my dick was just too big for it.”

Chlamyds by TaroTomorrow February 11, 2021

chlamydiot 

A portmanteau of chlamydia and idiot. Coined by Ray Gilette in the tv show Archer.

Pam: "How much did you go to the damn doctor?"
Cheryl: "I dunno, like, a lot... I kept getting chlamydia. Oww!"
Ray: "Get off! Chlamydiot!"
Cheryl: "Oh, I get it... because of the chlamydia. Oh, and I'm and idiot."

chlamydiot by natalie portmanteaux May 10, 2021

chlamydic 

Someone who acts/ looks like they have STDs. More specifically, chlamydia.

"Sam shaved his pubic hair and stuck it on his face, how chlamydic!"
" Kyle: my girl's coochie been real musty, she says it itches

Mark: yeah fam, that's because you're chlamydic"

chlamydic by molestar88 February 16, 2020

Chlamydia 

"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.

one of my friends didn't have her guy tested before they fucked and now she's got Chlamydia. It sucks so bad...

Chlamydia by Kobren June 20, 2006

chlamydial syphllaids 

someone who is so bubonic with all manner of sexually and otherwise transmitted disease that they have the look of a crack whore that has been up for a week straight chocking down all manner of disgusting filth in a vain attempt to stave the insatiable desire to run themselves off a cliff because they are so diabolical. these people could be described as having syphllaids.

Must have at least a small dose of vallium on person, postulous spots on face and vagina/penis.

Gregor: check her out! she has the worst case of syphllaids i've ever seen.

Steve: she looks like she has been sucking on the exhaust pipe of a HGV lorry.

Greame: Aye, that sure is one nasty case of chlamydial syphllaids!

chlamydial syphllaids by gregor wilson April 20, 2008

Chlamydiot 

A person who engages in high-risk sexual behavior with multiple partners without regard to their personal safety or the safety of others. A contraction of the words" chlamydia" and "idiot."

Person 1: "Man, my chlamydiot girlfriend gave me a VD."
Person 2: "Fuck."
Person 3: (heads for the clinic)

Chlamydiot by nowayhomie April 13, 2006

Chlamydia 

a sexually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.

dont have sex.
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...

Chlamydia by xDIRTYlittleSEXRETSx November 6, 2005