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Critikal
Critikal by Patrick Eugene Tentacles August 27, 2021
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chitika • chinika • critikally moist • chihika • Chiikawa Club • chinikaze • chintika • chitik • chitimahaha • Chitina
chinika
A person named Chinika is the best person u can find.If u know a Chinika u are the luckiest person alive to even be in her presence.She has the nicest ass u can find and boobs bigger than watermelons.You will be lucky to ever get near those juicy big titties.
She is the best in bed but be careful cause after you had sex with her,you will never find anybody so good.While fucking ur wife,you will think about how her pussy is not even close to Chinika's.After all she has a PHD in sucking dick.
Be aware tho that any man that pisses her off will regret it.She always finds a way to get her revenge and fuck them up.It could be either kicking you in your dick,punching you in the throat or making you look like a pussy infront of all your friends and family.She always has something against you even if you've only spoken to her once.
If ur not pissing her off she is the greatest friend u will ever have and she will take any secret u tell her,to her grave with her.She will have your back and will never snitch on you even if you killed somebody.If dating her,she is the most loyal girlfriend ever and will kick any man's ass that fucks with you.
She can either be a blessing in your life or the actual devil in a human form but that's your desision.
She is the best in bed but be careful cause after you had sex with her,you will never find anybody so good.While fucking ur wife,you will think about how her pussy is not even close to Chinika's.After all she has a PHD in sucking dick.
Be aware tho that any man that pisses her off will regret it.She always finds a way to get her revenge and fuck them up.It could be either kicking you in your dick,punching you in the throat or making you look like a pussy infront of all your friends and family.She always has something against you even if you've only spoken to her once.
If ur not pissing her off she is the greatest friend u will ever have and she will take any secret u tell her,to her grave with her.She will have your back and will never snitch on you even if you killed somebody.If dating her,she is the most loyal girlfriend ever and will kick any man's ass that fucks with you.
She can either be a blessing in your life or the actual devil in a human form but that's your desision.
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