crissed

cranky and pissed at the same time.

jessi was very crissed.

by spencer pearson November 13, 2007

crissed

verb: to criss, the act of dine and dashing at the expense of your friend(s). Getting your friend(s) to pay for everything and then disappearing just before the check arrives.

Did you see that?!? His friends just left! That Nigga just got crissed!

Oh man! It's the last time I'm going out with that guy! He crissed me again!

by snoop9999 April 13, 2010

Crissed as a picket

Extremely drunk - Australian Spoonerism (Pissed as a cricket). Usually used to describe being drunk to the point of being incoherent and uncoordinated. Australian equivalent of nissed as a pewt.

"Did you see Andrew? He's crissed as a picket mate!"

by DanielMac February 25, 2008

Chrissed

/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.

After three round of shots the whole table was Chrissed.

by Dem Gainz December 3, 2018

crossed

To be under the influence of alcohol and marijuana at the same time. Usually occurs at parties or with a group of friends. Short for crossfaded.

1. "I don't know about you bro, but being crossed is the best!"

2. "Damn dude you look crossed!"
"Yea man... 2 shots, 5 games of beerpong, and a giant rip fucked me up!"

by Erik B January 17, 2008

Star-Crossed

A person, usually a lover, that would have been perfect for you if the circumstances were different. Some say you knew each other in another lifetime.

I met the love of my life when I was studying abroad in Europe, but we must be star-crossed-- our relationship will never work out thousands of miles away.

by Lovekitten July 22, 2008

Star-Crossed Lovers

Two individuals with love for the other so strong it is impossible to define using words alone. Actions and touch relay more to their partner than any word. They are miserable when they are not together. They are as close to a perfect mate as is possible. Unfortunately, circumstances prohibit their expressions of love freely and they must hide their true feelings until they are alone. This alone time is often entirely too brief and often interfered with by outside forces such as weather or random events suddenly coming up. However once they are together the feelings are so intense that they feel they could never part again.

In another life those star-crossed lovers could be together, but for now they must keep it hidden.

by L M B March 5, 2015