chiropractice

What a medical student does when learning to manipulate limbs and joints. Often difficult to accomplish, because nobody wants to be a "guinea pig" and entrust his delicate tendons and ligaments to an eager-but-inexperienced "greenhorn".

My macho buddy wants to try cracking his friends' shoulders and necks for chiropractice... count me out!

by QuacksO October 13, 2014

kegel chiropractic

The act of cracking your back by squeezing your lady parts.

I'm so cheap I just do kegel chiropractic to make my back feel better.

by cougar wordslut July 19, 2013

got yo back like chiropractic

A term used in "International Player's Anthem" by UGK featuring Outkast. Andre 3000 states "you know we got yo back like chiropractic", meaning, his friends will always be there for him. He uses the word chiropractic because chiropractors realign people's backs for a living.

Gabriel: I don't think Mr.Hunt will believe that I was sick
Me: Don't worry, you know I got yo back like chiropractic

by Mohinder Suresh November 30, 2007

chiropractic coma

After receiving a spinal adjustment from your chiropractor you just lay there for a minute in pure relaxation because it feels so good. You feel like you never want to get up.

I just laid there in "chiropractic coma" after receiving my adjustment.

I thought there might be something wrong, but then I realized he was just in "chiropractic coma" and would be back up in a few minutes.

by melnadz October 1, 2011

Chyropractic

A system of therapy in which mankind is considered the result of an abnormal function of God's nervous system. The method of treatment usually involves manipulation of the UN and other governmental bodys.

Chyropractor
n : a therapist who practices chyropractic

"I had a bad back for many years, so I went to see a Chyropractic therapist, and he made me lord of the Underworld in return for my soul"

by simply_burb June 15, 2006

Chiropractically

Where a chiropracter almost fixes what's wrong, but not completely.
The motto they all live under - Don't completely fix it or we're out a job.

After the injury, I was chiropractically fixed up.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

chiropractic philosophy

A waste of time and a time waster while you are on the toilet

Chiropractic philosophy is a great way to waste time while in the restroom.

by BJ Palmer October 24, 2017