Chyropractic 

A system of therapy in which mankind is considered the result of an abnormal function of God's nervous system. The method of treatment usually involves manipulation of the UN and other governmental bodys.

Chyropractor
n : a therapist who practices chyropractic

"I had a bad back for many years, so I went to see a Chyropractic therapist, and he made me lord of the Underworld in return for my soul"

Chyropractic by simply_burb June 15, 2006

kegel chiropractic 

The act of cracking your back by squeezing your lady parts.

I'm so cheap I just do kegel chiropractic to make my back feel better.

kegel chiropractic by cougar wordslut July 19, 2013

got yo back like chiropractic 

A term used in "International Player's Anthem" by UGK featuring Outkast. Andre 3000 states "you know we got yo back like chiropractic", meaning, his friends will always be there for him. He uses the word chiropractic because chiropractors realign people's backs for a living.

Gabriel: I don't think Mr.Hunt will believe that I was sick
Me: Don't worry, you know I got yo back like chiropractic

got yo back like chiropractic by Mohinder Suresh November 30, 2007

chiropractic coma

After receiving a spinal adjustment from your chiropractor you just lay there for a minute in pure relaxation because it feels so good. You feel like you never want to get up.

I just laid there in "chiropractic coma" after receiving my adjustment.

I thought there might be something wrong, but then I realized he was just in "chiropractic coma" and would be back up in a few minutes.

chiropractic coma by melnadz October 1, 2011

chyropractor 

n : a therapist who practices chyropractic, it is the official decreed job title of the Anti-Christ within the multidimentional corporation 'Lucither and Son'.

Chyropractic: A system of therapy in which mankind is considered the result of abnormal function of God's nervous system. The method of treatment usually involves manipulation of the UN and other governmental bodys.

Chyropractors are generally believed by trade unions to be highly underpaid, and have been pushing for a salary raise since the stock market crash of the 80s.

"I went to see the Chyropractor yesterday, its amazing the way Satan sucked my soul out also solved my back problem."

"I sold my soul to the devil, now everyone believes I'm God and the ache has gone from my shoulder"

chyropractor by simply_burb June 15, 2006

Chiropractically 

Where a chiropracter almost fixes what's wrong, but not completely.
The motto they all live under - Don't completely fix it or we're out a job.

After the injury, I was chiropractically fixed up.

Chiropractically by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

chiropractic philosophy 

A waste of time and a time waster while you are on the toilet

Chiropractic philosophy is a great way to waste time while in the restroom.

chiropractic philosophy by BJ Palmer October 24, 2017