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Bumps you get on your ass after having anal sex with someone with an STD.
Man I've got this horrible grouping of chipes on my ass from that arch douche Dan.

He thinks he's all that and a bag of chipes.
Chipes by BR0KN February 22, 2011

FISH & CHIPS 

British Army acronym describing urban warfare, it stands for Fighting In Someone's House & Causing Havoc In People's Streets. It probably comes from some squaddie saying that urban warfare was fighting in someone’s house, another realised that it spelled “FISH”. The logical thing, given the British soldierssense of humour would be to add “& CHIPS” and find something appropriate to match the letters. Strictly speaking that makes it a bacronym, but a remarkably appropriate one for all that.
Get your gear together we're off on a Fish & Chips exercise.
FISH & CHIPS by AKACroatalin April 18, 2015

Pancake Chips 

A crunchy and curly piece of chip made from deep-fried pancakes. It is lightly seasoned with salt, pepper and herbs.
I'd like to order a large serving of the Pancake Chips to share with my friends.

Written in the chips 

If you believe that something is written in the stars, you believe that it will be made to happen by a force that controls the future.

However, when something is written in the chips then it also becomes folklore within the Facebook Crockpot cooking community.
Susie made it so that her and Stuart's love would be written in the stars forever. Stuart had it written in the chips. Only then did Karen, James and their slow cooking companions know that Stuart did in fact love Susie. She was his liginto.

cripes almighty 

when you're super super surprised but cant say bad words because you're Coraline
Cripes almighty! How are my best trolls?!

chinese tomatoes 

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012