Commonly known to the public as "junk food." This term was coined when I noticed that the consumption increase of various items and chin mass of my friend were directly proportional.
Brian! I'm hungry. Let me grab some of your chin food.
Food that only women and fags eat. Popularized by that Burger King Texas Double Wopper commercial. Examples include:
salad
tofu
yogurt
cottage cheese quiche
Special K
Lean Cusine
Crystal Light
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.