1-You:hey
dude, hey
dude, hey dude...
me: Ya, verga no chingues!
2-
Jeff: omfg dude!, my mom is a guy!
me: no chingues!
3-Teacher: ok, Yao, you're so stupid you failed everything except spanish.
me: no chingues...
teacher: what?
me: nothing... chingada madre