Chinee is surely the most unique woman you’ll ever meet. Originally meant: consistent and stable in nature. Her appreciation of art and music will blow you away, a multi-talented prodigy that exceeds everyone’s expectations whilst stays under the radar. She is one of the most inspiring people you'll ever meet. Never fails to make you laugh when you are down. Always there for when the times you needed someone the most. And she'll be the most random person you'll ever meet, like really really random but that's one of the reasons you'll love her so much. She never fails to make you feel safe and comfortable whenever you are with her. She is the most generous and giving person you'll come around with. She has that contagious smile that should be illegal and when you gaze upon that smile, it automatically takes your dark clouds away and replaces them with the sunny sky she has always been with. If you ever find yourself staring into her eyes it's easy to get lost in those dazzling hazel brown eyes, that resemble galaxies, and are completely out of this world. She does all of that while being just herself. She doesn't really need an introduction to herself, her sweet personality and confidence will do that for her. So if you ever have a chance to have Chinee in your life, consider yourself very lucky, it's like finding a diamond in a pile of rocks or winning the lottery, one in a trillion chance. Love her truly, for she is truly a class of her own and like nobody else.

Person 1: Wow! this is such an incredible work of art. She is very much gifted.
Person 2: Well, yes, of course, she's a Chinee after all.

Chinee by CatLoaf21 August 29, 2021

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chinese tomatoes

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

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Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.

"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

Chinese Chair by ThreesomeLady May 25, 2018

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ordering Chinese

When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

Ordering Chinese later if you want some!

ordering Chinese by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019

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chinese chair

Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.

"So, she said she has a Chinese chair... do you want to come over?"

chinese chair by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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