chineke

Chineke means Oh my God

Chineke she's pregnant

by Missknoitall August 18, 2019

Chineke-ji-uba

God in charge of wealth. Ekejiuba is a very strong person always become wealthy in things they do.

"Chineke-ji-uba" be with you

"Chineke-ji-uba" will never depart from you

by Desireissonfire February 5, 2020

Chinee

Chinee is surely the most unique woman you’ll ever meet. Originally meant: consistent and stable in nature. Her appreciation of art and music will blow you away, a multi-talented prodigy that exceeds everyone’s expectations whilst stays under the radar. She is one of the most inspiring people you'll ever meet. Never fails to make you laugh when you are down. Always there for when the times you needed someone the most. And she'll be the most random person you'll ever meet, like really really random but that's one of the reasons you'll love her so much. She never fails to make you feel safe and comfortable whenever you are with her. She is the most generous and giving person you'll come around with. She has that contagious smile that should be illegal and when you gaze upon that smile, it automatically takes your dark clouds away and replaces them with the sunny sky she has always been with. If you ever find yourself staring into her eyes it's easy to get lost in those dazzling hazel brown eyes, that resemble galaxies, and are completely out of this world. She does all of that while being just herself. She doesn't really need an introduction to herself, her sweet personality and confidence will do that for her. So if you ever have a chance to have Chinee in your life, consider yourself very lucky, it's like finding a diamond in a pile of rocks or winning the lottery, one in a trillion chance. Love her truly, for she is truly a class of her own and like nobody else.

Person 1: Wow! this is such an incredible work of art. She is very much gifted.
Person 2: Well, yes, of course, she's a Chinee after all.

by CatLoaf21 August 29, 2021

chinese tomatoes

Home grown marijuana plants.

Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."

by mademanseattle September 3, 2012

Chinese Chair

If someone says they have a Chinese chair then they are saying they are up for a threesome.

"If she says she has a Chinese chair you call me. I want in on that."

by ThreesomeLady May 25, 2018

ordering Chinese

When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.

But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:

Somebody order THIS DICK?!

Ordering Chinese later if you want some!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019

chinese chair

Dates back to classic Hollywood and the porn industry and later became synonymous with threesomes, or the offering of a threesome.

"So, she said she has a Chinese chair... do you want to come over?"

by ThisIsOne March 29, 2017