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a person who's penis is of very small stature and almost concave really, similar to a chimpanzee's penis, which can reach up to a whopping 1.5" fully erect!

jeez stacy said bill got chimp dick, it's so small!

chimp dick by islander time July 2, 2010

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chomp dick

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.

You dont like me? Chomp Dick!

chomp dick by Farsidefan February 13, 2009

Related Words

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Crimp dick

When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.

“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“

Crimp dick by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020

Chomp Dick

A very rare occasion that people with the first name "Tyler" get. This happens when a girl is giving you head and she bites down on your dick. Recently, Tyler Waldron has suffered from this. F's in the chat.

My name is Tyler Waldron and I received CHOMP DICK.

Chomp Dick by Rubber.69 August 28, 2018

blue chip dick

Premium dick

I hate Andrew but I guess I will have to deal with it because he's a blue chip dick

blue chip dick by Ib_gh April 23, 2023

chump dick

To prematurely ejaculate while having sex with a woman.

"Yo dawg, Stacey told me you chump dicked her last Saturday night. You'd better cop some of those little blue pills and take care of that!!"

chump dick by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004

Chump dick

Some one who sucks ass at Rocket League

Sometimes when you're losing a bunch of games, Rocket League will throw you a couple of chump dicks for an easy win

Chump dick by Grant's a pussy August 24, 2017

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026