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chomp dick 

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.
You dont like me? Chomp Dick!
chomp dick by Farsidefan February 13, 2009

Crimp dick

When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.
“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“
Crimp dick by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020

Chomp Dick 

A very rare occasion that people with the first name "Tyler" get. This happens when a girl is giving you head and she bites down on your dick. Recently, Tyler Waldron has suffered from this. F's in the chat.
My name is Tyler Waldron and I received CHOMP DICK.
Chomp Dick by Rubber.69 August 28, 2018

blue chip dick 

I hate Andrew but I guess I will have to deal with it because he's a blue chip dick
blue chip dick by Ib_gh April 23, 2023

chump dick

To prematurely ejaculate while having sex with a woman.
"Yo dawg, Stacey told me you chump dicked her last Saturday night. You'd better cop some of those little blue pills and take care of that!!"
chump dick by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004

Chump dick

Sometimes when you're losing a bunch of games, Rocket League will throw you a couple of chump dicks for an easy win
Chump dick by Grant's a pussy August 24, 2017
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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