Chilliwack 

Your typical white town where all the teens do is skip school and smoke weed whilst the elders attend church and scream at youngins for shitting on their lawn. Half the kids enrolled in school are genuinely going to do nothing in life besides further abuse tax payers money via the many gracious welfare programs. I can't decide what students struggle with more--properly using a condom or passing workplace mathematics.

Hey man, we're low on gas. Should we swing by a gas station in Chilliwack?

No thanks, I don't want to get stabbed by some highschool dropouts on bath salts.

Chilliwack by Justbeingrealwithu August 24, 2018

Chilliwack 

A town in Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada. It is filled with religious people and junkies you can tell them apart because the junkies will have scabs on there face and other typical crack head features. The religious people in Chilliwack look a little better but suffer from a very narrow gene pool. As a result are not able to grasp simple concepts like evolution, The world being older than 6000 years, And the difficulty Moses would have had collecting two of all the animals.

Typical conversation in Chilliwack.

person A: This global warming stuff is interesting what do you think about it?

person B: God already flooded the world once and it won't happen again if we go to church.

person A: Okay then, I'm going to buy drugs, that was painful.

person B: God hates you then! My pastor who is my dads brother married to my sister told me so.

Chilliwack by crackheadhater December 6, 2010

Chilliwack 

Chilliwack is a community in the Fraser Valley. A farming community that has the best corn. It's made up of hard working families that enjoy sports, hiking, camping and fishing. We love our Chilliwack Chiefs and support our kids in whatever sports they do. Our scenery is breath taking and our rivers have the best fishing around.

Proud to be a Chilliwack resident.

Chilliwack town in fraser valley

Chilliwack by Kaw29 May 21, 2017

CHILLIWACK. 

A COLD-BLOOD ED MURDERER who is I.

It is not true about the STICKS and STONES saying as my recommendation no emotion I remember at the time , to CLIFF in FEBRUARY 1976 who wanted me to run away with him when he came up to me in STUDY HALL on the ground floor as I refused and later when he was visiting my DORM ROOM I did a CHILLIWACK. , and he jumped offf SELLERY HALL DORMITORY because I told him to get the album , HOW DARE YOU? by 10cc and I know where he JUMPED and that was when he went back listened to the HAUNT between HOW DARE YOU the first cut and LAZY DAY closely the second cut and only HALF way thru to the third cut which is the TW0 AND A HALF which is " I WANNA RULE THE WORLD".

CHILLIWACK. by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 6, 2021

Chilliwack gerbil 

A rare species of gerbil that used to flourish in the wild fields of chilliwack until some hoe decided to start using them as fuck toys and made the species endangered.

I just love when I go home to play with my chilliwack gerbil

Chilliwack gerbil by Bronze blazer August 24, 2019

chilliwack gerbil 

Endangered gerbil species due to its predation by ISIS ailurophiles.

I wish I could find a good chilliwack gerbil,

chilliwack gerbil by Thot.patrol August 24, 2019

Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening 

When 12 Step members don’t actually grow and change, but instead have fragile egos that lead them to threats and violence.

“Bro, the new guy at our meeting called me out on my character defects, I almost had a Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening on his ass, bro”.

Chilliwack Spiritual Awakening by Bill Wilson’s Acid Trip December 30, 2022