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Antonym of "chode". A penis that is extremely long and very narrow.
Thats not a swizel stick, its Joe's chide.
by chodemaster December 10, 2002
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A long and skinny penis. Its the opposite of a chode.
Shut up at least I don't have a chide like you. Probably bends when you jerk off.
by DrmoTroniczZ June 09, 2015
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A needle dick (a dick thats super long but thin as hell).
It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!!!
by cartman5000 August 05, 2004
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Instead of the male gooch, females have chides, which are huge nipples that take up almost the whole breast.
That girl's got chides like gargantuant peperonis.
by Jenna E September 28, 2005
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