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chicken parmigiana

The breaded chicken with a girl who is on her period or bleeding from her vagina (breaded chicken and marinara sauce). Specifically, while having sex on the beach, a man dips his wet penis in the sand and reinserts it into his partner. Deemed the "the chicken parm" when he either continues fucking her until she begins bleeding, or is on her period at the same time as intercourse.
I fucked her as hard as I could with sand on my dick; good thing she was Italian because I she got the chicken parmigiana!
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the chicken parmigiana 

this is when you are on the beach with a woman who is on period, the male partner proceeds to wet his penis and roll it in the sand like you are making chicken cutlets. after the penis is covered, apply to bloodied vagina hence making the appearence of a chicken parmigiana
yo dude, i went to the beach yesterday and showed my girl the chicken parmigiana!

Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana

A subtle derivation of the original breaded cutlet, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana is only possible during the heaviest part of the female menstruation cycle and after the subject has contracted a yeast infection.

After gently dipping the ‘cutlet’ in the ‘egg batter’, remove, and then roll in ‘bread crumbs’. Re-insert quickly and rub vigorously as to shed the bloody lining of the uterus while irritating the yeast infection to a froth of ‘cheese’. Viola, Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana!
Chip: "Even after going out with Cindy for two years, she still won't have sex with me during her period."

Dale: "Bummer."

Chip: "No worries, I'm gonna feed her a Chicken Cutlet Parmigiana down at Coney Island."

Dale: "High-Five!"

The Chicken Parmigan 

When a girl is being fucked on the beach and you pull your dick out and stick it in the sand and procees. Similar to the "chicken cutlet" but this must be performed while she has her period.
Baby lets go and have fun on the beach.

Can we get something to eat first?

Sure we can have some of the chicken parmigan i told you about on the beach...

sounds good to me

Perfect...
The Chicken Parmigan by Rine001 March 15, 2008

Chicken parmigian 

Blonde red head and a brunette having a threesome
Is nika voming over so we can chicken parmigian tonight
Chicken parmigian by Brayden Gagnier November 20, 2017
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026