chicken chocking

to use your hand and tightly grasp and jerk back and forth a farm animals erection to use seamen as paint.

Farmer Dave loved to go chicken chocking and to get free white paint.

by the knowledge of stuff January 7, 2012

chocking the chicken

when a female puts a death grip on a mans penis. and chockes his penis so hard the tip gets huge and red. thus maing it look like a chicken

like now i am chocking the chicken

by jonny jupersonn November 15, 2010

Chocking the chicken

Masturbating

"Dude what were you doing up there?"
"Chocking the chicken."

by CoochieObtainer64 October 19, 2018

chicken choking

The innate ability to lose a won football game late in the 4th quarter as exhibited by the South Carolina gamecocks.

The USC gamecocks are chicken choking again against lowly Tennessee.

by furiousgeorge November 2, 2014

Chicken choking

Simply put, wanking.

Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!

by GalactaK September 23, 2018

checking chicken

Using a male or female for their money or other valuables via flirting, relationships, sex or intamite conversations.

Yeah John is just checking chicken out of her.

by Luckyone33 October 4, 2017

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014