chick-shit

When a male mimics the female ability to enter a bathroom, defecate quickly, maybe even wash hands, and exit said bathroom in a timely manner. The term is neither derogatory nor complimentary; it is simply observational.

Guy A: "You're back quick - I thought you said you had to drop a deuce?"
B: "I did! I took a chick-shit. But it wasn't by choice - somebody moved the copy of War and Peace I was reading in there. Plus I still have that hemorroid I showed you last week . . "

by gwood99 August 5, 2008

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shit-tun-of-chick-un

A word used predominately in the southern-part of the Continental United States, when one defecates for an extended period of time after visiting Golden Corral on a bright, joyous Sunday afternoon and consuming a copious amount of poultry.

"Brother-man has a shit-tun-of-chick-un from all that delicious baked chicken breasts!"

by KamIAm May 29, 2018

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chink shit

Low quality, low priced imported manufactured product, prone to failure, typically produced by China.

Be wary of cheap handheld garden tools, because they are often chink shit, and will break after very little use.

by theory_x April 29, 2013

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Oh Click Shit

When you type something for an instant message (ie. MSN Messenger) and after typing it you read it while hovering your hand over the Enter key. Upon reading it you decide to press Enter but right at the last moment you realize that:

a) you typed something wrong; or
b) your in the wrong conversation

But can't stop yourself from pressing enter in time, resulting in the message being sent anyways, much to your dismay.

Uh-huh, that looks good. Guess I'll send that. Wait a minute somethings wrong!

Oh Click Shit

by CJM18 January 9, 2009

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