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chick-shit 

When a male mimics the female ability to enter a bathroom, defecate quickly, maybe even wash hands, and exit said bathroom in a timely manner. The term is neither derogatory nor complimentary; it is simply observational.
Guy A: "You're back quick - I thought you said you had to drop a deuce?"
B: "I did! I took a chick-shit. But it wasn't by choice - somebody moved the copy of War and Peace I was reading in there. Plus I still have that hemorroid I showed you last week . . "
chick-shit by gwood99 August 5, 2008
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shit-tun-of-chick-un 

A word used predominately in the southern-part of the Continental United States, when one defecates for an extended period of time after visiting Golden Corral on a bright, joyous Sunday afternoon and consuming a copious amount of poultry.
"Brother-man has a shit-tun-of-chick-un from all that delicious baked chicken breasts!"

chink shit

Low quality, low priced imported manufactured product, prone to failure, typically produced by China.
Be wary of cheap handheld garden tools, because they are often chink shit, and will break after very little use.
chink shit by theory_x April 29, 2013

Oh Click Shit 

When you type something for an instant message (ie. MSN Messenger) and after typing it you read it while hovering your hand over the Enter key. Upon reading it you decide to press Enter but right at the last moment you realize that:

a) you typed something wrong; or
b) your in the wrong conversation

But can't stop yourself from pressing enter in time, resulting in the message being sent anyways, much to your dismay.
Uh-huh, that looks good. Guess I'll send that. Wait a minute somethings wrong!

Oh Click Shit
Oh Click Shit by CJM18 January 9, 2009

Chuck Shit 

An item (i.e. coffee mug) that someone forgets in your private space (on my desk in my office)
Stop leaving your Chuck Shit in my office!

What's all this Chuck Shit in my room!

chuck that shit in the bush

A phrase giving expression to objection, disgust or defiance in response to an act or statement.
Statement: "A cop gave me a speeding ticket the other day"
Response, "Chuck that shit in the bush"

Shit Chuck 

to put something somewhere haphazardly without any care
A - Where should I put this?

B - Eh, just shit chuck it anywhere.
Shit Chuck by Martinez74 November 1, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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