chickshit

crappy books written by and for women ...chicklit can be good, chickshit never is

Eat Pray Love is a self-indulgent example of the rampant chickshit on the literary market these days.

by mllp April 26, 2008

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection

Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2

by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016

pronunciation chickenshit

worried whether to use what you know to be the proper pronunciation of a name and seem pretentious to some, or to use the name’s more common mispronunciation and seem a dunce to others

I’m always a pronunciation chickenshit when it comes to “Vincent van Gogh”.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 21, 2011

clickshift

When you go to click on something and the whole page shifts before you click and you end up on something entirely different. Highly prevalent on mobile devices.

I was trying to click on that cat pic then the fucking clickshift got me!

by ConfusedNerd March 28, 2015

chickenshit

WWII troop slang for military bureaucratic bullshit. The word implies that the regulations in question are so silly and trifling that they don't measure up to the level of bullshit. Subsequently, the word came to be merely an intensification of the epithet chicken.

In life and death matters, soldiers relied on their common sense and ignored the chickenshit regulations their superiors foisted upon them whenever possible.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003

Cockshit

a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis

This is such cockshit!!!
my parents wont let me buy a stun gun!

by currybomb July 28, 2010

cockshit

something that is absolutely ridiculous and much worse than just a bunch of shit

Having to work 17 days in a row is a bunch of cockshit.

by Carly July 2, 2003