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Cockshit Zombie
When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection
Cockshit Zombie by Science weekly 420 September 3, 2016
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pronunciation chickenshit
worried whether to use what you know to be the proper pronunciation of a name and seem pretentious to some, or to use the name’s more common mispronunciation and seem a dunce to others
pronunciation chickenshit by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 21, 2011
clickshift
When you go to click on something and the whole page shifts before you click and you end up on something entirely different. Highly prevalent on mobile devices.
clickshift by ConfusedNerd March 28, 2015
chickenshit
WWII troop slang for military bureaucratic bullshit. The word implies that the regulations in question are so silly and trifling that they don't measure up to the level of bullshit. Subsequently, the word came to be merely an intensification of the epithet chicken.
In life and death matters, soldiers relied on their common sense and ignored the chickenshit regulations their superiors foisted upon them whenever possible.
chickenshit by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003
Cockshit
a word yelled out in frustration, and a more extreme version of bullshit; technically shit discharged from a penis
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