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Tampon Chewer 

1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy
Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.
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noodle chewer 

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth
oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.
noodle chewer by walterc March 26, 2013

coca chewer 

Since the Peruvian natives chew on coca leaves to reduce the effects of altitude sickness, this racial slur was coined to refer to any Peruvians.
Jim: I've been wanting to go to Machu Picchu, do you know any coca chewers?
Trina: I heard that Art is Peruvian. I mean, look at his nose, it's obvious.
Jim: Yeah, those coca chewers need a larger schnoz to be able to breathe high up in those Andes mountains.
coca chewer by dragonshade April 21, 2014

turd chewer

One that chews poo. Could be a poofer, a gay or someone that just loves to eat poo.
turd chewer by Aleman2 December 29, 2009

shit chewer 

Someone who can find fault in anything and anyone, and focuses solely on the negative.

Like a fly that can find the nutrients in a pile of shit, a shit chewer can find the shit in even the most positive aspects of life.

Conversationalists 'chew the fat'.

Incorrgible pessimists 'chew the shit'.
'That's Fuckin' Harry for you. The asshole wins the lottery and all that shit chewer can do is bitch about the taxes he had to pay on it!'
shit chewer by Mister Rat November 8, 2009

bucket chewer 

Retard, mentaly challenged, handicapped, lacking in intelligence
1. Sorry I can't go out tonight, I have to stay home and watch my "bucket chewing" sister.
2. Man, our waiter tonight was such a "bucket chewer".
bucket chewer by big bisket January 3, 2007