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receipt
your server is taking your order right next to you and you are looking at "something else." If she catches you looking, you can just say you were looking at the receipt/order.
Example:
Her: Do i have something on me or what?
You: Oh-I was just looking at the receipt.
*score!*
Example:
Her: Do i have something on me or what?
You: Oh-I was just looking at the receipt.
*score!*
receipt by wunwomanshow March 6, 2009
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receipt
MeanMike: The Receipt is comin for all that talk, kid ... keep it puckered <3
Everyone else: What the fuck is this guy talking about?
Everyone else: What the fuck is this guy talking about?
receipt by lolyoumadatJFA February 3, 2019
Receipt
Receipt by DuckLove2008 September 17, 2020
Receipt
When one professional wrestler responds to a genuine or needlessly rough manoeuvre with a strong strike of their own as payback. Usually in the form of a one-off hard strike of their own.
1. “You bought that kick. Lemme give you the receipt for it.”
2. Braun Strowman kneed Brock Lesnar in the head, so Brock famously gave him a receipt in the form of 2 quick genuine punches.
3. Perry Saturn infamously gave Mike Bell a seemingly endless receipt after Mike accidentally dropped Perry on his head.
2. Braun Strowman kneed Brock Lesnar in the head, so Brock famously gave him a receipt in the form of 2 quick genuine punches.
3. Perry Saturn infamously gave Mike Bell a seemingly endless receipt after Mike accidentally dropped Perry on his head.
receipt hostage
When eating out: the purgatorial time between receiving the check and receiving your receipt. In this space, you are trapped, having already finished your food, but cannot leave the restaurant because the waiter inexplicably does not just take your card when he gave you the check. And when he does, takes 10 minutes to come back. Generally not seen outside the US, where waiters, more smartly, carry credit card machines with them.
Finished my meal at Applebee's at 9pm, but didn't leave til 930, spending 30 minutes as a receipt hostage.
receipt hostage by theoldsage November 13, 2016
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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