chelmet

the end of a boner or an ass hole's face

captain weeny

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Chelmet

A chunder helmet. Using your hat like a bag to catch vomit when in a precarious situation such as a car or in public.

Jimmy was so drunk and dying for a vomit, he didn't have time to ask the cab to stop. Instead he had to use a chelmet.

by Chelmet Champ July 17, 2016

Chelmer

A slang term for the word "Boner"

Those guys in my 5th period Always have a chelmer.

by wildkyler95 January 22, 2011

chelmetsexual

A person attracted a to a layer a rancid moldy cheese-like substance located on the helmet of a gentlemens penis.

Hi am a chelmetsexual, I love chelmets bro.

by hunschtvedgeon July 13, 2022

chalmetrosexual

Chalmetrosexual is a word used to describe a metrosexual male, and a chalmation put together. Chalmette is a predominantly white city that resides in St.Bernard, Louisiana. Chalmetrosexuals differ slightly from the normal standords determining what is a Metrosexual. If you ever Meet one, you'll notice fashion seniority, with Next generation hairstyles,and grooming precision. The difference Is that a chalmetrosexual will deffenitly be smooth. A trueBad Ass, and have a presence dominating aura never to be mistaken. Chalmette is a small suburb on the border of New Orleans. The culture is highly diverse. When you hear one speak. You will bet your life that they are from Boston. They are a breed of their own that will always Have a 10 piece to go home to. Have you ever met a chalmetrosexual??? 😉😎💯

Have you ever met someone that is a chalmetrosexual from the Parish?

by DLyrik 6608 April 20, 2019

Chalmette Lemonade

The art of ordering a water with a slice of lemon and adding sweet n low to it at the table. It creates a magical concoction that is the preferred non-alcoholic drink of Chalmations. Originated in Chalmette Louisiana.

Waitress: What can I get you to drink?

JMart: I’ll take a Diet Coke.
Zulli: I’ll have a Chalmette Lemonade.

by JMart9803 October 4, 2022

chalmetrosexual

Chalmetrosexual is a word used to describe a metrosexual male, and a chalmation put together. Chalmette is a predominantly white city that resides in St.Bernard, Louisiana. Chalmetrosexuals differ slightly from the normal standords determining what is a Metrosexual. If you ever Meet one, you'll notice fashion seniority, with Next generation hairstyles,and grooming precision. The difference Is that a chalmetrosexual will deffenitly be smooth. A trueBad Ass, and have a presence dominating aura never to be mistaken. Chalmette is a small suburb on the border of New Orleans. The culture is highly diverse. When you hear one speak. You will bet your life that they are from Boston. They are a breed of their own that will always Have a 10 piece to go home to. Have you ever met a chalmetrosexual??? 😉😎💯

A chalmetrosexual makes a metrosexual look good.

by DLyrik 6608 April 20, 2019